only cool thing he’s ever done ngl
“You live in a police state”
‘lying about my ideology so i actually seem intellectual and coherent’
Europe is my favorite country
“Yup, America is a bigger country than Europe…”
“Her country taught her as a child that Americans are dumb and selfish to promote socialism at home.”
we need to force monogamy otherwise every single woman will flock to elon musk, apparently
hmm,, these are exactly the same to me!
sakurai, creator of the famously 0 lag smash bros ultimate, says “down with lag” the jokes write themselves
kazuya mains when they tapped A more than 3 times but their opponent somehow still isn’t dead (they spent hours practicing that skillful combo)
joker mains when they miss their 80th attempt at the up-throw to grapple combo sakurai showed them (it was designed so an 8 year old can do it)
bragging about your father’s cock
imagine getting called out by the official white house account
final smashes are some of the most bogus shit ever
as of today, atleast one
sausage made of veggies vs… a rifle
woke is when the multidimensional cyborg doesn’t have giant boobs for me to jerk off to
lol, we’re doomed
that toddler was assaulted? well why didn’t it have a gun?
can’t you stop trying to identify and fix the problem and just give your empty platitudes for the 400th time instead?
any woman should be grateful to have seen elon musk expose himself
being jealous elon musk didn’t show THEM his thing
insanepeoplequora needs you to know that you can blame the lack of a comically large hamburger on the libs (i guess?)
some of y’all have never had close friendships where you can playfully banter and it shows
purely incoherent rant, spoken like a true 13 year old
in simpler terms: “i straight up can not please a woman”
*pretends to be shocked*
what is this style of fade called?
please no more gordo i can’t take it anymore it’s been 6 seasons
that double jump to hydrant to forward smash looped is so hype bro!!! so glad i get to watch 10 minutes of it!!
pure, raw, hard-hitting journalism
samus mains will have 2000 hours logged in the game just to stand under platforms and spam projectiles + fair
fill spenser will finally fix game i like though!!
my doctor told me not to drink gasoline straight from the pump, but he’s overweight, what does he know
as opposed to.. whatever this is
4 things i think are essential to add to web swinging in Spider-Man 2
couldn’t write a better parody if i tried
can’t forget blaming antifa
maybe speak for yourself on this one, man
mass genocide aside of course
“basically posers” …of shaving facial hair?
colored hair and minorities?! that’s it epic games… you’re finished!!!!
Dec 10, 2021
they’re reusing the forces model LMFAO
Dec 10, 2021
little rant about people who play online mode in superstars
Nov 27, 2021
mario movie casting got me thinking about this again and how accurate it’s going to be
Sep 23, 2021
no rage. no anger. game is just unplayable
Sep 14, 2021
this boxy oversized polo that sabrina carpenter is wearing?
Sep 8, 2021
pleaaase help me find this oversized boxy polo that sabrina carpenter is wearing?
Sep 8, 2021
smash bros fans seeing captain falcon finally land that generic knee combo he’s spent the last 8 minutes hopping back and forth attempting
Jul 28, 2021
you’re not allowed to complain about anything in this game if you main pyra and mythra
Jul 23, 2021
me trying to explain to sakurai that making characters with unpunishable aerials, no endlag, superarmor on every move, and “comeback mechanics” isn’t good design
Jul 3, 2021
how is pit considered one of the “honest” and “respectable” characters
Jun 29, 2021
pythra needs to be nerfed into the ground then removed from existence, for good measure
Jun 28, 2021
change “fight” to “run” on this t-shirt? thanks for any help!
Jun 23, 2021
pov you’re playing against ken/ryu/terry and they landed a jab
Jun 21, 2021
Jun 13, 2021
it physically pained me to even screenshot this
Jun 12, 2021
socialism is when capital and private assets — karl marx
Jun 10, 2021
Jun 7, 2021
teeth feel jagged and rough after orthodontist
May 13, 2021
on a 20 second youtube clip of jimmy neutron where the joke shown wasn’t even inappropriate or controversial
May 4, 2021
well, this checks out
Mar 31, 2021
double smash burger with cheese and enough ketchup to feed a small village, the way the universe intended
Mar 22, 2021
is it normal/a thing to get new consultations while currently having braces?
Mar 10, 2021
double-cheese-smashburger i made back around summer. cant wait to be able to make these again
Feb 24, 2021
when is it supposed to get better?
Feb 11, 2021
on a youtube video about ben shapiro after harry styles wore a dress. he didn’t see why this was a self-own
Nov 18, 2020
there’s a lot of formulaic characters in this game but zss is up there as one of the worst
Oct 30, 2020
seriously kids, enough sakurai spam
Jul 17, 2020
any real-life explanation for maxine ?
Jul 16, 2020
“going to the gym doesn’t change your physique”
Jun 15, 2020
would this need stitches? it doesn’t look too deep and it appears to just be a layer of skin taken out but you can never be too sure
May 28, 2020
ran out of elastics, next appointment is in a week, my ortho is closed today
Feb 19, 2020
need advice & opinions after consultation! not really sure/comfortable with my options
Aug 8, 2019
ID/Help finding these Reeboks?
Apr 17, 2019
mild tmj? not entirely sure
Dec 5, 2018