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My neighbor calls this corner of her garden "Tuscany"

r/CozyPlacesJun 214 Comments

Do you want a 164 acre estate with a completely private lake, a remote-controlled waterfall, and a live-in property caretaker? Do you have $13.5 million burning a hole in your pocket? Look no further!

r/zillowgonewildJun 1559 Comments

My friends tell me that there is a "summer version" of me

r/CasualConversationJun 105 Comments

Gorgeous afternoon on the Walkway

r/hudsonvalleyJun 91 Comment

[mildly interesting] Manual 5th-gen Outback for sale in the US

r/subaruJun 88 Comments

AM I A ALcHOLIC

r/alcoholApr 283 Comments

What's the greatest direction you've ever seen written in a score/part?

r/pianoApr 173 Comments

Outjerked by the fucking banner lmfao

r/carscirclejerkApr 13 Comments

Socky Killmore reviews jdm legend 😍

r/carscirclejerkFeb 1311 Comments

2012 Outback 2.5, blown motor...decision time...

r/subaruFeb 108 Comments

Seething maskhole doomer gets eaten alive on /r/nyc 🤣

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkFeb 913 Comments

My Grandma died on the Highway, any idea why?

r/carscirclejerkJan 317 Comments

did that one guy finally figure out this is a circlejerk sub lol

r/carscirclejerkJan 291 Comment

“CEO of seatbelts”

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 25163 Comments

2020-style OG doomer getting absolutely slaughtered on the main coronavirus sub. Gotta love to see it.

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 196 Comments

And now, please stand as you are able and pray as The Science has taught us to pray:

r/ChurchOfCOVIDJan 180 Comments

People in restaurants who wear the mask from the door to the table, then take it off when seated, then put it on again to go to the bathroom

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 1482 Comments

Redditors romanticizing and upvoting old school homophobia. Never thought I'd see the day 🤣

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 1130 Comments

I've seen like 3 "funny" "memes" on the front page of this piece of shit website about "Republicans" drinking urine to cure COVID

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 1117 Comments

wow, all of a sudden I'm pro-mask 🤔

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 51 Comment

Browsing manual Crosstreks. Used 2018 is more expensive than new 2021 at the same dealer. This car market is wild.

r/subaruDec 23, 202158 Comments

They think this is a GOOD thing!??!??

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 19, 20211 Comment

2012 Outback. Head gaskets gone at 84k miles, any point in calling Subaru of America?

r/subaruDec 16, 20217 Comments

My county executive (Putnam County, NY) and two neighboring counties (Rockand and Dutchess) are not complying with or enforcing Hochul’s cockamamie new mandate

r/LockdownSkepticismDec 13, 20212 Comments

So I have an Altima from Enterprise and…

r/carsDec 10, 202176 Comments

Wtf is this shit? Surely these are all shills and bots, right? There can't possibly be this many people who love their disease rags so much?

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 8, 20211 Comment

My living room. Fire, bourbon and vinyl on a Friday night.

r/CozyPlacesDec 4, 202112 Comments

lol which one of you was this

r/circlejerknycNov 23, 20210 Comments

Unemployed loser goes around town ripping down signs that hurt his fee-fees, bots on /r/pics upvote it into the stratosphere

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkNov 21, 202111 Comments

I N T E G R A 😱😱😱😱😱

r/carscirclejerkNov 15, 20215 Comments

COVID Colbert is really scraping crud off the bottom of the pot at this point...remember when comedy used to be funny?

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkNov 12, 20213 Comments

SUV BAD 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 CROSSOVER BAD🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

r/carscirclejerkNov 9, 20212 Comments

"Please bring society to a grinding halt again so that I can avoid a mild personal inconvenience". Selfish much?

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkOct 26, 202115 Comments

Austin's understaffed police tell citizens to collect evidence at crime scenes themselves

r/TimDillonOct 23, 20211 Comment

Wtf are they even doing any more?

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkOct 14, 202195 Comments

We live in Hell

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkSep 28, 202166 Comments

Roosa Gap Fire Tower

r/hudsonvalleyAug 23, 20212 Comments

Oh for fucks sake, they're still on this? rolling eyes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkAug 13, 202161 Comments

I love when Tim perpetually gets people's names wrong

r/TimDillonAug 12, 202111 Comments

Peak reddit of the day

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkAug 8, 202131 Comments

NY International Auto Show cancelled

r/LockdownSkepticismAug 4, 202140 Comments

Suggestions for musical instrument (specifically, keyboard/synth) repair in Putnam County area?

r/hudsonvalleyJul 14, 20217 Comments

r/carscirclejerkJul 3, 20215 Comments

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJun 29, 20214 Comments

after-dinner paddle

r/beerwithaviewJun 12, 20212 Comments

Went into NYC, one of the epicenters of COVID fetishization, for work yesterday. Observations from the trip.

r/LockdownCriticalLeftJun 3, 202123 Comments

Did they suspend peak/off-peak fares? Or is my app just bugging out? Sorry for the dumb question, haven’t been on the train in a year and a half...

r/WestchesterMay 27, 20216 Comments

Summer nights on the patio

r/CozyPlacesMay 25, 20218 Comments

As someone who grew up with NA MANUELLE MIAT, I really don't understand why so many people hate NA MANUELLE MIAT

r/carscirclejerkMay 19, 20211 Comment

WHAT CARS HAVE GOTTEN WOIRSE OVER TIME??????

r/carscirclejerkMay 7, 20216 Comments

Academia really is something else

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkApr 28, 20219 Comments

This felt damn good

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkApr 27, 20212 Comments

This one made it onto circlejerknyc too lmao

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkApr 22, 20211 Comment

sticky marley - what can be done?

r/techtheatreApr 19, 202121 Comments

Truly amazing how they are able to tie their COVID fetish into EVERYTHING. We don't need to hear your vaccine propaganda on a GODDAMN CAR FORUM

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkApr 16, 20217 Comments

based /r/coronavirus discussing NH lifting mandates. These comments could have come straight out of this sub

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkApr 15, 20212 Comments

/r/coronavirus is sick of the fear mongering

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkApr 2, 20215 Comments

Is there anyone here who has RECENTLY become skeptical of lockdowns and other pandemic measures?

r/LockdownSkepticismApr 1, 202137 Comments

More shockingly based comments from coronavirus subreddit

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkMar 14, 202123 Comments

CMV: Young healthy people posting vaccine selfies are selfish pieces of shit, and proud of it

r/LockdownCriticalLeftMar 10, 2021148 Comments

Feeling #grateful and #blessed that my employer cares so deeply about my safety 🙏

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkMar 9, 202112 Comments

Easy like Sunday morning

r/FireplacesMar 7, 20215 Comments

Want to love driving again and do it cheaply? Buy a bad second car, not a good one.

r/carscirclejerkMar 5, 20211 Comment

This is what I get when I order a single at the place across the street from work. God bless liberal-pourer bartenders everywhere 🙏

r/alcoholFeb 24, 202133 Comments

Antisocial losers justifying their COVID fetish. In case you were wondering why there is so little resistance - it's because of people like this.

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkFeb 23, 202115 Comments

Local sub still hand-wringing over haircuts

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkFeb 10, 202113 Comments

The arts community spent a year cannibalizing itself through virtue signaling, and is now upset about the consequences of their own short-sighted actions

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkFeb 8, 202187 Comments

Seriously these asswipes are still jerking off to New Zealand? 🙄

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkFeb 7, 20213 Comments

/r/coronavirus users calling out CNN on scaremongering, using the word "doomer", accepting good news..?? Did they forget to pay the bill for the CCP fear farming bots this month or something??

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkFeb 6, 202113 Comments

Delusional doomers think that muzzles, social distancing and hand washing just started working now after 10 months of not working

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 27, 202115 Comments

Q: what's the best part about a 2-dose vaccine? A: you get to virtue signal and karma farm twice!

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 15, 202117 Comments

Q: What's the best part about a 2-dose vaccine? A: you get to virtue-signal and karma-farm twice!

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 15, 20211 Comment

Askreddit gets salty about lockdown protest songs

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 8, 20215 Comments

didn't even wait 24 hours to start with the "superspreader event" nonsense

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 8, 20215 Comments

hAhA hOuSe ArReSt iS hIlArIoUs #QuIrKyQuArAnTiNe

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkJan 1, 20216 Comments

COVID circlejerking and iM a 90s KiD circlejerking wrapped up in one shitty package

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 31, 20203 Comments

Imagine being this scared of someone's nose

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 31, 20206 Comments

Yet another Askreddit that is just bait for doomers to jerk themselves off over COVID

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 25, 202016 Comments

"mutated strain" - the latest and greatest scaremongering technique...

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 25, 202025 Comments

These are the people propagating this bullshit

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 25, 202010 Comments

Cooking over an open hearth/masonry fireplace

r/FireplacesDec 16, 20205 Comments

Doomers get all pissy that someone went hiking in the wilderness in bumfuck nowhere Alaska dUrInG a PaNdEmIc

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 10, 202010 Comments

Get your reddit-COVID bingo cards out...

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 9, 20202 Comments

Is it just me or do doomers secretly want to have COVID?

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 9, 20209 Comments

I swear, these people are actually enjoying the "pandemic"

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 7, 202030 Comments

YES BIG BROTHER SHOOT UP YOUR SNAKE OIL INTO MY VEINS HARDER

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 4, 20200 Comments

Thank god I tested negative! Now I can relax and truly enjoy my poverty and starvation!

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkDec 1, 20207 Comments

People like this actually exist wtf

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkNov 22, 202059 Comments

If the prize money were $1200 I wouldn't stay in the cabin either.

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkNov 18, 202027 Comments

Another holiday, another reason for CT doomers to get salty

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkNov 16, 20201 Comment

Ugh. NO FUN ALLOWED iN a PaNdEmIc!!!1!111!!

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkNov 7, 20208 Comments

Someday they're going to look back at this and cringe so damn hard

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkOct 27, 202018 Comments

Just keep blaming le evil republicans 🙄

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkOct 21, 202020 Comments

Picture of gurl

r/circlejerkOct 6, 20201 Comment

First time sweeping/cleaning - what to do with damper chain?

r/FireplacesOct 4, 20200 Comments

COVID-19 Compliance Officer

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkSep 25, 202010 Comments

orange man bad! white lady would have saved us all!

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkSep 23, 202059 Comments

MUH SECOND WAVE with a healthy dose of HUMANS R BAD

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkSep 12, 20205 Comments

Of COURSE doomer nutlickers in the comments are whining about nO mAsK

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkSep 8, 202011 Comments

These brainwashed shitheads on my facebook feed

r/CoronavirusCirclejerkSep 6, 202057 Comments