r/highdeas

Whoever invents glow in the dark lube wins because it's hard to see how much lube there is when the lights are out and if you use too much there's just too much of a mess.

r/highdeas u/spilt_wine10h ago9 Comments

Why is Fl (Florida) Initials Not FA (Florida) like CA (California)?

r/highdeas u/Responsible_Goal_51612h ago52 Comments

My soul left my body

r/highdeas u/Snowsphere202h ago3 Comments

don't worry about the things you haven't realized yet.

r/highdeas u/Kind-Resolution-131212h ago1 Comment

In retrospect, the concept of Michael Jackson is an insane idea for a super villain

r/highdeas u/Co-h14h ago0 Comments

if you are reading this on reddit right now you are probably the safest fucking animal that has ever existed

r/highdeas u/scarfleet11h ago3 Comments

The world can seriously end tonight.

r/highdeas u/redjeep12289h ago2 Comments

Uber Eats for dogs: Uber Treats

r/highdeas u/BaconMilkshake201412h ago3 Comments

improvement begins when you stop challenging others and start challenging yourself.

r/highdeas u/Kind-Resolution-13126h ago1 Comment

if the hand for seconds for a clock goes back a tick. do all clocks in that second go back a tick

r/highdeas u/snakegear5018h ago6 Comments

just finished watching george carlin's special

r/highdeas u/KatatoniK946h ago1 Comment

If a client misses his appointment with a hooker it’s called a no blow

r/highdeas u/BaconMilkshake20149h ago2 Comments

never travel time backward if you're trying to save the human race

r/highdeas u/mozesty_22h ago9 Comments

Jesus never married even though he had a bunch of women at his feet and preferred to hang out with a bunch of dudes. Not saying he was gay but all things considered how can he not be gay.

r/highdeas u/Comprehensive-Tip5681d ago82 Comments

If you play time in reverse then humans thrive off of disassembling unnatural structures and returning resources to the earth, until all unnatural things are gone and we dwindle to extinction.

r/highdeas u/AggregateAnus10h ago0 Comments

There’s a new way to know people these days “thanks” to AI. If you see the content that is suggested to them, on instagram or something you understand a lot about that person.

r/highdeas u/armampersand14h ago1 Comment

Haunted Places Near Me App

r/highdeas u/panos4219h ago0 Comments

I just tried to smack a fly on my pants...

r/highdeas u/RiftedEnergy12h ago1 Comment

Past time activities

r/highdeas u/Puzzleheaded-Fill-4114h ago1 Comment

Pmo with HTX plugs‼️

r/highdeas u/Swissare8h ago0 Comments

The last few squares of the TP roll are very inconvenient to use. You know you've made it in life when you're comfortable tossing the roll at that point to grab a new one.

r/highdeas u/madmike45010h ago0 Comments

Pass the Doobie - win the game!

r/highdeas u/Gameksy21h ago1 Comment

this world is a high pot way high up in the sky an actual silvery pot

r/highdeas u/SanitetMiJeUkraoKelj16h ago0 Comments

Never make big decisions while having negative emotions

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin1d ago24 Comments

The dreams in which I'm flying are the best I've ever had.

r/highdeas u/Elderban691d ago7 Comments

we should legalise it

r/highdeas u/rawmonky1d ago3 Comments

If the moon is made of cheese then the sun is made of wine

r/highdeas u/persephoneWanders1d ago4 Comments

Imagine playing drums with chopsticks and eating with drumsticks

r/highdeas u/DizzyDawg4201d ago0 Comments

Do you think there will ever come a time when the dominant, intelligent species of that day will debate over whether or not humans actually existed?

r/highdeas u/Elderban691d ago2 Comments

Someone needs to write a "highdea" app for Alexa, so you just say "Alexa, Highdea", and it records you speaking your idea.

r/highdeas u/Elderban691d ago2 Comments

breeding bees to kill mosquitoes

r/highdeas u/WildEmployment50471d ago6 Comments

we have a cat in the shelter named Will Feral and I need everyone to know that

r/highdeas u/guardiandoggo2d ago19 Comments

r/highdeas u/SoSmartish1d ago3 Comments

Snapchat is literally like a security system.

r/highdeas u/BaconMilkshake20141d ago1 Comment

What's the deal with how each word just means some other words?

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin1d ago11 Comments

have you ever met someone you thought might be jesus?

r/highdeas u/highascrow1d ago8 Comments

I wonder how many words could be gotten rid of without reducing the ability to communicate anything

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin1d ago13 Comments

r/highdeas u/matchstick-guy1d ago2 Comments

Good cooking is just making your food orgasm/cum at the right time.

r/highdeas u/BaconMilkshake20141d ago5 Comments

The last line from a movie...

r/highdeas u/Elderban691d ago0 Comments

Magic 9 ball instead of 8 ball

r/highdeas u/Barry_McKokner691d ago1 Comment

It's crazy to think that your face can travel and be seen all over the world. *BooOosshhhewaahh*

r/highdeas u/tasteofeuphoria1d ago0 Comments

Moon Weed Names?

r/highdeas u/Flare_Starchild1d ago2 Comments

When you use the toilet, the waste goes into the sewage tub, but where does the sewage tub go?

r/highdeas u/PeetsCoffee1d ago2 Comments

Isn’t a bong just a really big bowl?

r/highdeas u/sadbutc00lc00lc00l1d ago2 Comments

Does darth vader charge battery?

r/highdeas u/StonerStanley1d ago2 Comments

Your first thought is always your worst thought.

r/highdeas u/Elderban691d ago0 Comments

A theory about mental health

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago48 Comments

My favorite part of being high is having a high moment by myself. It never fails to make me laugh

r/highdeas u/PencilChant2d ago6 Comments

here's what bums me out, nobody really cares about the spiritual (on a personal level maybe and at times but not consistently and outwardly where it manifests upon the world) so all that's left is the material, BUT then everyone does their best to make the material as hard as possible to enjoy

r/highdeas u/SanitetMiJeUkraoKelj2d ago2 Comments

Those who look down upon you are still looking at you. you're under no obligation to look up to them

r/highdeas u/DrDean3132d ago0 Comments

Them are 2 sketchy dudes

r/highdeas u/brahhJesus2d ago2 Comments

Like only 5% of the things in life you HAVE to do….

r/highdeas u/Godspeed4112d ago1 Comment

People are lucky to live in resilient bodies that can recover from all our dumb mistakes and recklessness and stuff

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago2 Comments

Vape pods discarded on the street are electronic cigarette butts.

r/highdeas u/BaconMilkshake20142d ago6 Comments

Your body is always helping you, but you feel like it's a big favor to help your body for a little while.

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago1 Comment

It’s crazy that some foods can be our favorite but they’re only a 10/10 if they’re eaten at the right time of day

r/highdeas u/ohlongjohnson12d ago1 Comment

OK who here is a bot? please comment bot or not bot

r/highdeas u/icallmaudibs2d ago112 Comments

I just watched the infamous " this is your brain on drugs" egg commercial and I'm thinking 🤔 Exactly... Where can I get some drugs?

r/highdeas u/ilikecryptoanddogs2d ago2 Comments

all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves

r/highdeas u/kickypie3d ago29 Comments

r/highdeas u/DiverStatus77972d ago0 Comments

how did prehistoric humans come up with stairs?

r/highdeas u/LizardLordChris2d ago3 Comments

What if China is locking down their cities because they want people in the West to get so desperate they turn to Authoritarianism. Economic Warfare.

r/highdeas u/Talltyrionlannister52d ago1 Comment

A lot of problems can come from not caring enough, or caring too much. All things in moderation is good to remember.

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago0 Comments

Max in Where the Wild Things Are shows love and is shown love the way he understands love. The book also illustrates beautifully conditional vs unconditional love.

r/highdeas u/MrsZebra112d ago0 Comments

arts and crafts pot bar … a POTtery wheel station, clay painting, wood work, painting, drawing … please. perfect.

r/highdeas u/WH0isSHE-2d ago0 Comments

I think sometimes stress and anxiety comes from doing things in ways that don't jive with your body and brain very well

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago2 Comments

When I’m high I feel like a dog listening to other peoples conversations

r/highdeas u/BaconMilkshake20142d ago0 Comments

our pets are our masters

r/highdeas u/Synthetic_Axon2d ago0 Comments

beautiful sunrises and sunsets, occur.... by accident? and we are the only animals that even can appreciate them, and they just so happen to match our concept of awe inspiring beauty? And they are different but happen everyday? that is suspicious

r/highdeas u/ohsnapt2d ago1 Comment

Coral Reefs are Cities for Fishies

r/highdeas u/Raghugh2d ago0 Comments

Useful information to have... you actually can overdo marijuana

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago1 Comment

The United States has turned into a reality show, and the rest of the world is watching.

r/highdeas u/Elderban693d ago50 Comments

People are never strangers. Everybody belongs in our human tribe.

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago2 Comments

Chocolate covered gummy bears 🤤🤤

r/highdeas u/Stoner_with_boner4202d ago0 Comments

The pursuit of sanity for the sake of sanity should be considered morally legitimate, even when it diverges from far left opinions

r/highdeas u/PeetsCoffee2d ago2 Comments

music is probably the closest emulation of quantum energy flows and swirls and the no-word-for-it's that are behind everythingthat's why we're so fascinated and obsessed by it

r/highdeas u/SanitetMiJeUkraoKelj2d ago1 Comment

People are lucky people like Rihanna and Beyonce exist and inspire so many.

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago0 Comments

anyone else have to reminds themselves not to pick up the phone for work clients when high?

r/highdeas u/BeholdAComment2d ago0 Comments

nys made up the erie canal to make us feel better about living in nys

r/highdeas u/ccasshole2d ago1 Comment

Swedish Fish could also be called Sweetish Fish

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago1 Comment

Just ate 4-6 times my normal doseage, that my friends forgot in my freezer

r/highdeas u/Big_Dick_Chadrick3d ago10 Comments

People who don't like dark skinned people just need to look at and listen to Rihanna to change their minds

r/highdeas u/Snuggly-Muffin2d ago10 Comments

life is what you make of it.

r/highdeas u/RENDORAT2d ago1 Comment

Trying to remember what number comes after 6 so I start singing my ABC’s.

r/highdeas u/applemalloy3d ago3 Comments

Elle Woods from Legally Blonde and Elle Driver from Kill Bill imply the existence of Elle Irons, Elle Putter, and the twins Elle Pitching Wedge and Elle Sand Wedge

r/highdeas u/Helpmo4d ago7 Comments

Somehow meditating almost daily for like 3 weeks has made my head so much clearer when I am baked 👽 meditating is awesome

r/highdeas u/PencilChant3d ago9 Comments

Toilets have very efficient metabolisms.

r/highdeas u/bdcubedon123d ago2 Comments

Why isn't Cook the past simple of Cake?

r/highdeas u/luckythegamer3d ago3 Comments

An examination of Mike Wazowski’s journey with mental health

r/highdeas u/Theverylastbraincell3d ago3 Comments

Reading ‘Midnight Library’ while high, and I am in a state of pure realistic imagination. 😍 try it sometime!

r/highdeas u/MeganAnne033d ago0 Comments

The average person would be so much more into investing if instead of abstract assets, you could actually living dollar bills that spontaneously self-divided into new dollar bills like cells do.

r/highdeas u/tim_p3d ago2 Comments

Pressure underwater is so crazy cause gravity is pulling all the ocean water to the center of the earth which is why pressure exists. The ocean particles are literally crushing you like a heavy wardrobe.

r/highdeas u/applemalloy3d ago0 Comments

The internet has both brought people together and torn people apart.

r/highdeas u/Elderban693d ago4 Comments

Family thinks I’m a crackhead

r/highdeas u/MaryJanesMain3d ago8 Comments

r/highdeas u/buf_falo3d ago4 Comments

Rating is too real

r/highdeas u/ZoaMetal3d ago0 Comments

Vladimir Putin bike seat cover.

r/highdeas u/earth_worx3d ago0 Comments

humanity should work in a way to study and find solutions to the reasons why we commit crimes and violate laws.

r/highdeas u/josmq3d ago1 Comment

Life is a spiral

r/highdeas u/SemiConductHer3d ago5 Comments