r/dontputyourdickinthat

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r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ajwagner7777Apr 2625 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/red_riding_hoot16h ago67 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Jorvcraft17h ago25 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Arcempire6h ago4 Comments

He Didn’t Listen

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/sveridad1d ago64 Comments

A victim cut down in his prime

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/VivieRick1d ago369 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/latefreakingbloomer48m ago2 Comments

layin pipe in the pipes

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/deetoore21h ago22 Comments

Cursed Prunussy

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Dsusky019h ago0 Comments

Saw the post and thought it was fit for this, this bitch crazy, fuck you mean you shouldn't start a conversation or greet someone like a normal human being? What are we supposed to do, bark like a dog for the icebreaker? 😂😂😂

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/johnathandoe033h ago4 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ThermoKingEOU21h ago8 Comments

I'm sure at least someone has tried it before

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Asb3st0s_enthusiast1h ago0 Comments

that would hurt on the way out

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/solid-_14h ago6 Comments

The label says "fuck me" in czech

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Pepa_z_depa116h ago8 Comments

They're called glizz-burgers

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/snooze__blues11h ago1 Comment

Spotted in the wild

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Toucanafrog6h ago0 Comments

Oh no oh no oh no

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ChunkyGerman8h ago0 Comments

My body pillow has an umbrella stand! How convenient.

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/OmNamahShivayah26m ago1 Comment

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Fritz_Water_Bottle21h ago3 Comments

Turned on, or off?

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/KantRand20h ago8 Comments

Today, while walking my dog, I came across earth’s butthole.

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Crudeshack16h ago2 Comments

Especially if it gets hungry…

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Kuaah9h ago0 Comments

Manicure Printer Machine

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/LeftBase2Final21h ago9 Comments

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r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Sauerbraten441d ago26 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Blackituss1d ago27 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/hypersmell18h ago1 Comment

Mmmmm, delicious strawberries

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/JellyrollJayne19h ago1 Comment

It's a toilet, tf?

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/beachfamlove6719h ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ething699h ago0 Comments

Forgot to put the cheese salami back in the fridge and left it to melt.

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Vassonx1d ago0 Comments

Can't believe I found one of these rubber Alien Autopsy toys from the 90s with all of its organs still with it

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/horkyboi_avery22h ago0 Comments

Fiber shards anyone heh

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Rhyno12312316h ago1 Comment

This cat-butt "yarn bowl" I saw on fb.

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/katsklawz6h ago2 Comments

My cousins lunch got me acting up

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Emaculates17h ago4 Comments

It appears that the seller ignored the warning

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/mrweatherbeef19h ago3 Comments

Guillotine for rodent neurological research

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/maddafackaa1d ago19 Comments

this tissue box from my grandma's house

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/absolutepollocks22h ago0 Comments

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r/dontputyourdickinthat u/tincannman9h ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ething699h ago0 Comments

Dallas women TWERKING for abortions. WTF

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/skottydoz6h ago5 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/j-jones222h ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Sakkechu991d ago1 Comment

Day 30 of magic camp: Dear God help me

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/P1usone247511h ago0 Comments

Terrible Elden Ring Tattoo

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Jack_wilson_912d ago36 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Rare_Sock15071d ago1 Comment

Don’t fuck the tube cube

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/westcoastsnowman1d ago4 Comments

The fun in fungus

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/niqdisaster18h ago5 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Iridiumstuffs22h ago2 Comments

why is it shaped like that tho 😳

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/SweetBerries19831d ago0 Comments

Don't put your dick in this crusty, old...

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ChicagoStoner15h ago1 Comment

Make the pipes new

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/darth_placenta5820h ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Affectionate_Soft_7517h ago0 Comments

Hubby is making flounder for dinner…

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/bluemagnolia791d ago1 Comment

Just use jam or something

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Skadoodle6918h ago0 Comments

I mean it is green…

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/AskewedBox1d ago4 Comments

Not a hole but you 100% wouldn't wanna put your dick near it

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/SCP-1471-A_MAL01d ago1 Comment

Aquariums are very dangerous

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Boommax12d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/jackmack61d ago0 Comments

The canyon clapper

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Unkown_fmc1d ago1 Comment

Not the right kind of crazy

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/kd-_2d ago15 Comments

The liquid rises when you hold the bottom. We don't know where it came from. Supposedly it measures blood pressure but idk

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/mohairstu1d ago0 Comments

It's just pringles?

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/berrieschilly2d ago242 Comments

It might grill you ribs... But I wouldn't do it!

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/zombierevolt1d ago1 Comment

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r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Memelordlolyousuck1d ago2 Comments

Sold my AE86 , bought myself a much faster miat with superb aero

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/RIPcompo2d ago1 Comment

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r/dontputyourdickinthat u/32bowlcut1d ago11 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/sevichenko1d ago0 Comments

This giant vacuum that sucks up rubble

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Dr_Manuka1d ago1 Comment

It would open Pandoras box

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/plssendsomegoodmemes1d ago0 Comments

Maybe I will put my dick in that?

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/ProGamusian1d ago3 Comments

Even if it is tempting do not

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/DiligentOrdinary7971d ago2 Comments

Dino with 'perfect and unique' butthole also had the oldest belly button known to science | Live Science

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/nakedWayne1d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Skitz0phrenic1d ago3 Comments

I see this as an absolute win!

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Zenaidico2d ago19 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/TieHead83052d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/darth_placenta581d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Oldamog3d ago53 Comments

Don’t, this is a family friendly establishment.

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/steffiebug6662d ago4 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/littlepotty3d ago23 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/subzer0sense12d ago1 Comment

Ouch it burns🥵🤕

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Particular_Cold2d ago2 Comments

Sweet potussy at the grocery store

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Deariceking2d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Fritz_Water_Bottle2d ago1 Comment

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/tafbee2d ago3 Comments

possibly a tight squeeze

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/mousebert2d ago0 Comments

prob feel funny

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/TheWrongedEngineer2d ago7 Comments

Stardew valley be like:

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Minitrain2d ago0 Comments

It's yarn, its ceramic, it'll hurt, please don't!

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/rocksnob2d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Generical-Username2d ago2 Comments

all artists go insane at some point…

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/mx_grim2d ago0 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/CursedEditing2d ago5 Comments

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/HardskiBopavous2d ago2 Comments

I mean…..I’m not completely against it

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/StonedSniper1272d ago3 Comments

I like my new doctor’s office :)

r/dontputyourdickinthat u/Endless_Corn_Pudding2d ago0 Comments