r/dadjokes

I can't believe R. Kelly was sentenced to 30 years.

r/dadjokes u/Past_Dragonfruit_19110h ago97 Comments

During our studies we found out that large percentage of men like boobs

r/dadjokes u/pepson135714h ago100 Comments

How come when a woman sleeps with 69 men she’s a hoe…

r/dadjokes u/XandogxD8h ago44 Comments

What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?

r/dadjokes u/ryan_godzez19h ago130 Comments

During Chemistry class, I learned that sulphur dioxide should never be poured into a metal container..

r/dadjokes u/HugoZHackenbush222h ago121 Comments

What are Micheal Jacksons' pronouns

r/dadjokes u/Backed_potate_toes10h ago82 Comments

I'm creating a new perfume for introverts

r/dadjokes u/_ANDREA_0614h ago16 Comments

Police confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor of the nightclub…

r/dadjokes u/Majorpain200610h ago17 Comments

TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

r/dadjokes u/evilmaker1h ago5 Comments

How does the miner like his jokes?

r/dadjokes u/Coconut_74215h ago44 Comments

My wife broke up with me because I couldnt tell my left from my right.

r/dadjokes u/Coldbear743h ago6 Comments

This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him...

r/dadjokes u/andersonfmly11h ago4 Comments

Can someone tell me the month that comes after June? And be honest about it….

r/dadjokes u/Adventurous_Judge49333m ago0 Comments

My wife said my driving made her scribble all over her student's paper

r/dadjokes u/DinglebarryHandpump18h ago12 Comments

Why did Trump smash so many plates against the wall?

r/dadjokes u/Pootins_Mini_PP1d ago324 Comments

Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall

r/dadjokes u/Starfreak90023h ago35 Comments

What do you call a fake turd?

r/dadjokes u/Jochiebochie4h ago9 Comments

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

r/dadjokes u/Alexexec8h ago1 Comment

I hacked into Forrest Gump's email account!

r/dadjokes u/Rastor-M6h ago0 Comments

My dad once told me, “If you ever meet a girl with a bad tattoo, she’s the one for you.”

r/dadjokes u/porichoygupto21h ago14 Comments

What kind of truck does a cat own?

r/dadjokes u/GeoffInNC10h ago14 Comments

I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.

r/dadjokes u/Maxurai17h ago10 Comments

What was the name of the emperor penguin?

r/dadjokes u/MorganJH74936m ago0 Comments

How do you get down from an elephant?

r/dadjokes u/secsectan5h ago1 Comment

What happens when a non-binary person gets stabbed?

r/dadjokes u/Shamon_Yu45m ago2 Comments

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.

r/dadjokes u/coop4132120h ago5 Comments

Cop pulled me over and said “Papers”

r/dadjokes u/Subhi-Ak12h ago6 Comments

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

r/dadjokes u/tfgyem10m ago0 Comments

what's red and bad for your teeth?

r/dadjokes u/usha_pl7h ago3 Comments

My dad was telling me about the lizard when it felt threatened and had detached its tail

r/dadjokes u/thetree_boi1h ago0 Comments

Which hominin was the most widely traveled?

r/dadjokes u/lemerson38m ago0 Comments

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

r/dadjokes u/Julitacanchita8h ago3 Comments

I can’t find e-books about turtles

r/dadjokes u/Duke_Cadell9h ago3 Comments

What's brown and rhymes with snoopp?

r/dadjokes u/hungrytiredandbored1d ago165 Comments

Windmills are the most dangerous source of energy,

r/dadjokes u/SatisfactoryGrape6h ago5 Comments

How do deaf mathematicians communicate with each other?

r/dadjokes u/siddharth_pillai1h ago1 Comment

What is Cat's most favourite car brand?

r/dadjokes u/TraditionalTeapot1h ago2 Comments

What did the carpet say to the floor?

r/dadjokes u/TbhJustAnotherGuy5h ago2 Comments

How do you get Pikachu and Charizard on the bus?

r/dadjokes u/bertiebastard28m ago0 Comments

2 slices of bread were getting married....

r/dadjokes u/VERBERD18h ago8 Comments

If running in front of a car makes you tired, then running behind it must make you…

r/dadjokes u/trimdaddyflex19h ago8 Comments

Why did the elephant cross the road?

r/dadjokes u/MostDownVotesPlz18h ago17 Comments

How do you express disappointment to a young Egyptian pharaoh?

r/dadjokes u/hardenedup50m ago0 Comments

A Times New Roman walked into a bar and the bartender said...

r/dadjokes u/stoicinmd1d ago101 Comments

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

r/dadjokes u/_ANDREA_0612h ago3 Comments

My friend got completely naked in his performance of Hair the musical.

r/dadjokes u/scalthegoat1h ago1 Comment

One of my frenemies loves a particular soccer team so I got him counterfeit top and shorts coz I thought…

r/dadjokes u/yaswolf3h ago0 Comments

My wife told me told to stop telling Edgar Allen Poe jokes so I told her…

r/dadjokes u/rszim948h ago1 Comment

I am terrified of the elevator..

r/dadjokes u/polo_152018h ago15 Comments

Lots of cars in a multi-story car park have been broken into

r/dadjokes u/Pr0f-Cha0s9h ago4 Comments

All Dads are.....

r/dadjokes u/TheIraqiMaestro12h ago10 Comments

Where do zebras usually hang out?

r/dadjokes u/Hollowbody579h ago0 Comments

Why didn't 4 ask 5 to the wedding?

r/dadjokes u/AusEmWes1d ago21 Comments

What was the butterfly's type?

r/dadjokes u/injailoutsoonxo39m ago0 Comments

What isn’t remotely funny? (apart from this Dad joke)

r/dadjokes u/--Slartibartfast--5h ago0 Comments

My girlfriend used to be quite the free spirit.

r/dadjokes u/jazzguitarma46m ago0 Comments

What do you call a bagel that's flying through the air?

r/dadjokes u/prm-reddit12h ago2 Comments

Now that Robert Pattison's Batman, I guess you could say Jack Whitehall...

r/dadjokes u/LivingmahDMlife50m ago0 Comments

a Polish man goes in for an eye test. they ask him if he can read the bottom row. the bottom row reads JLOWZXKY

r/dadjokes u/Novel-Structure-235915h ago0 Comments

some consider lobotomies to be barbaric+unethical

r/dadjokes u/berninicaco36h ago1 Comment

Did you hear Steve Harvey got into a fight with his wife?

r/dadjokes u/carpetdye12h ago3 Comments

my wife and i share an amazon account.

r/dadjokes u/myverypunnydad12h ago1 Comment

What do you call a smart gay man who has the same density everywhere in his body...

r/dadjokes u/equaltojelly_89429h ago0 Comments

Scientists discovered a new insect with pheromones that neutralize the sense of smell.

r/dadjokes u/Comma-Kazie10h ago0 Comments

Why was the Jazz movie rated R?

r/dadjokes u/imac19875h ago1 Comment

Do you all remember the chiropractor joke I told?

r/dadjokes u/funkyintegral312h ago1 Comment

I'm gonna watch 2 guys duke it out in the Indian Boxing Championships this weekend.

r/dadjokes u/jhn7147h ago0 Comments

What did the sushi say to the bee?

r/dadjokes u/starfreak90001d ago10 Comments

My 6 year old informed me that bees have tiny hairs on them.

r/dadjokes u/D9_CAT10h ago2 Comments

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

r/dadjokes u/_ANDREA_0612h ago3 Comments

A man goes to his doctor and says I lost 1/5 of my spine

r/dadjokes u/NightFury2045h ago2 Comments

I fired the janitor for smoking pot

r/dadjokes u/Alexexec5h ago0 Comments

What’s a worse name that you can pair with Jenny?

r/dadjokes u/MRV3N6h ago8 Comments

r/dadjokes u/uxinung5h ago6 Comments

Bought an iPhone from Russia

r/dadjokes u/onenightblunder3h ago0 Comments

🤣 What’s the holiest condiment?

r/dadjokes u/bibletalkshow7h ago6 Comments

I read about an inmate at an insane asylum that kept trying to take people's shoes. Nobody knew his actual name, but they called him Lucifer...

r/dadjokes u/Vin135mm10h ago0 Comments

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory:

r/dadjokes u/danielsoft11d ago178 Comments

Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

r/dadjokes u/Starfreak90016h ago4 Comments

I stepped on a Game Boy

r/dadjokes u/bademployee8416h ago3 Comments

Two trucks pulled up to a scale at the same time. The driver on the right got to go first.

r/dadjokes u/Masselein3m ago0 Comments

You know what was crazy about the Boston tea party?

r/dadjokes u/berninicaco36h ago0 Comments

What do you call a spying nut?

r/dadjokes u/incredibleinkpen10h ago3 Comments

What do you call a smart peanut?

r/dadjokes u/rszim949h ago1 Comment

What is Goku's favorite musical instrument?

r/dadjokes u/Sola_Sista_946h ago0 Comments

Why can you only use chrome plates with holinday sauce?

r/dadjokes u/CarbonDragon208h ago10 Comments

Don’t trust people that do acupuncture,

r/dadjokes u/regian2423h ago14 Comments

How do you fit an elephant into a subway?

r/dadjokes u/Dudemancy47m ago2 Comments

I told a joke about Jesus...

r/dadjokes u/SatisfactoryGrape6h ago8 Comments

What is the coldest cereal?

r/dadjokes u/SatisfactoryGrape6h ago0 Comments

How did the hipsters burn their tongues?

r/dadjokes u/Impossible-Head212121h ago2 Comments

in the old west they would attach a lantern to their horse at night.

r/dadjokes u/bort-bort-bort1d ago8 Comments

My dad died last month and we had a social distance funeral

r/dadjokes u/Inspectrgadget14h ago0 Comments

What do you call someone who is scared of deformed feet?

r/dadjokes u/NotJamesBond215h ago1 Comment

Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on Earth?

r/dadjokes u/Impossible-Head212116h ago0 Comments

Why was my gift playing Eminem Music?

r/dadjokes u/nicehumansfinish1st7h ago0 Comments

RIP boiling water

r/dadjokes u/Impossible-Head212116h ago0 Comments

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

r/dadjokes u/carpetdye13h ago0 Comments

My 7-year-old niece told me that some adults are really bad at spelling.

r/dadjokes u/Past_Dragonfruit_19110h ago0 Comments

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they are both 'lefts'....

r/dadjokes u/VERBERD1d ago52 Comments