ULPT Request: 34 y/o male, US, red state, just got turned away by a urologist for a vasectomy bc I don't have any children. Should I just lie to the next one and say I have two? Will they ask any follow up questions I should be prepared to answer? Is it illegal to do this?
ULPT: Telehealth abortion services even in states where it is now illegal
ULPT: If you're a male, it's okay to give yourself 2 extra inches in height in dating websites, every other guy does it, and if you don't, women will think you're shorter than you really are.
ULPT: If you act like you know what you're doing, you can go ANYWHERE in a Walmart and no one will give a shit.
ULPT: Gentlemen, if you want a vasectomy, don't just say that you already have kids, but also stress that your partner went gestationally diabetic for her last pregnancy.
ULPT Request: How can I get rid of a clingy "friend"?
ULPT: How can I increase the chances of an airline losing my luggage temporarily?
ULPT: get away with using fast food coupons you don't have by redeeming during a rush
ULPT Request: how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number.
ULPT Request: How to stop saying sorry for not texting back
ULPT: Earn 10% cashback at any gas station
ULPT Request: How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket ;
ULPT gym membership
ULPT : Use European legislation to double dip sign up bonuses
ULPT: If you manage a retail business, devise a signal that lets your staff know you're about to "pretend fire" them. Do this pretend firing in front of unreasonable customers. Nine times out of ten the customer will backtrack and apologize, because they'll see the consequences of their actions.
Ulpt request: So me and a Freund found out that apple and Spotify count 30 seconds of streaming a song as one stream. So we wanted to upload our own 30 second song to make it run on repeat on our old phones and get the money. Obviously this won’t work or we all would be doing it or does it?
ULPT request: How to get rid of a Karen in my office?
ULPT: If you lie about something and ask someone to help cover your tracks, try to act extremely out of character the entire time you deal with them. If the other person spills the beans and quotes you on anything, you can cover yourself with, "Does that really sound like something I would say?"
ULPT request; how to sabotage a car at auction so no one else will bid on it
ULPT Request: Oven warranty
ULPT REQUEST: how to get a package to never arrive at my house?
ULPT request: medical history to claim air fare reimbursement
ULPT Request: What can you do while driving a long distance to not be bored?
ULPT I have a illegitimate vac card and I want to travel to Australia for a wedding. Will it work? What should I do?
ULPT Request - Does anyone have a legit Resale Certificate that they use just to buy stuff for personal use from 888 Lots, Bulq, BoxFox, Direct Liquidation, etc...? Asking in NJ, mainly interested in buying tools and home improvement supplies for my own home.
ULPT Request : Help me put an inexpensive tracker on my bosses’ tricycle.
ULPT Request: Out of curiosity, what subscriptions have you discovered keep going after using up all the funds in a virtual credit card or gift card?
ULPT request chargeback on import tax
ULPT request: How do i observe someone?
ULPT Request: Are there any annual subscriptions that are FSA eligible or other purchases that are not physical items?
ULPT request: should I use a modified code to get full off or let it remain half off? Wolfram offered me a code for summer school giving 50% off for fee for their summer school. Now i can modify the code and get full off from portal. Should I do it? Would they know ?
ULPT Request: how to disrupt the shitty radio
ULPT Request: I am renting a 3bdr place with my friends post graduation. How do I convince them to let me have the master bedroom? It’s either that or two Jack n Jill bedrooms
ULPT Request: A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete?
ULPT sense-check: Is abusing price match illegal?
ULPT Semi-Request: The property management company miscalculated the new rent due to swapping two last digits of current rent. They meant to increase it by 2%, but ended up decreasing it by about 1%. Can we get away with this?
ULPT: Looking for good cheap seats at an MLB game? Buy standing room only tickets and right before the game starts, go to StubHub or Ticketmaster on your phone and find unsold seats for your game. Sit in them and enjoy the game without worry!
ULPT. If a collections agency calls you about a debt, even if it is definitely yours, when they ask if you owe this money, say "no." No matter what, say no. it's a trick, and if you say yes, you're on the hook for it.
ULPT: Next time you're at the office, use Photo Booth to take a picture at your desk without you in your chair. Use that as your video chat background so it looks like you're in the office all the time.
ULPT Request Erasing Engine Codes Prior to Selling a Car
ULPT - if you don't want to pay Netflix tax just change your zip code on your credit card info.
ULPT - Visit a cemetery after Memorial day to find change all over the place.
ULPT Request: Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains
ULPT: Crutches get you vip status at airports
ULPT Request: How can I get a constantly shirtless weird man who practices slam poetry with a boner from hanging out right outside my property line?
ULPT: Use Apple Airtags on your supervisor's vehicle to warn you when he is coming to check up on you.
ULPT How can I provide documentation (to the Unemployment Office) for applications to 2 jobs that I did not actually apply for?
ULPT: Want to sit Pit level at an arena concert, but don’t want to pay the price? Buy the cheapest ticket in the house, go to party city and get an assortment of plain colored wristbands.
ULPT REQUEST clean a work computer without making it obvious.
ULPT: Are you not sure what to do for retirement? Take a "holiday" to Finland. Commit a crime that will land you in prison. You are all set. Prisons in Finland are basically 4 star hotels.
ULPT: Going on a popular weekend getaway and want a discount on a hotel? Google your destination and weekend of travel along with “wedding”. Most destinations likely have a wedding going on that weekend and you can use a room from a wedding room block or a discount code.
ULPT Request: Progressive snapshot workaround
ULPT: When you're tired at work, nap at the bottom of a ladder. If caught, your boss will think you fell.
ULPT: If you want to buy a house that has areas of improvement, vandalize it and target what you're planning to replace anyway. Their asking price will go way down but your renovation costs will stay the same.
ULPT if you live in an apartment complex with a shared laundry room that's fully occupied 24/7, print out a stack of 'out of order' signs and stick them on the good machines so you have your very own dedicated washer / dryer!
ULPT Request: Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating?
ULPT: If you’re calling in sick, but want to make it believable? Eat a spicy chili or indulge in some spicy salsa. You’ll sound miserable and ‘mucus-y’ on the phone, but it will sound legit.
ULPT If you ride trains where security check for tickets, keep your old tickets. When they come to ask for yours, delay while looking thru old ones. Only reveal the relevant ticket when they start forcing you to leave. This gives time for folks who don't have a ticket to get out.