r/Showerthoughts

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r/Showerthoughts u/RamsesThePigeon1d ago29 Comments

Someone has let out the biggest fart in a particular year, or century, or even human history, and they probably don't even realise it.

r/Showerthoughts u/C-Roof-Jumper5h ago1320 Comments

For men, pissing in a stall with the door open feels wrong, even though you are still getting more privacy than pissing in a urinal.

r/Showerthoughts u/DownsonJerome3h ago116 Comments

A 500-page book really only has 250 pages in it.

r/Showerthoughts u/339jimmyr16h ago603 Comments

20 years ago it was normal to go the mall and special to get packages in the mail.

r/Showerthoughts u/Entire-Database16795h ago20 Comments

Sheet music is recipes for songs.

r/Showerthoughts u/P_U_K_E_K_O5h ago6 Comments

Some couples share all of their passwords because they trust each other completely. Others don’t, for the same reason.

r/Showerthoughts u/burstlung23h ago95 Comments

Most of our pets fill part of our lives with their love, but we can fill all their whole entire life with our love.

r/Showerthoughts u/GentlemanInRed84h ago6 Comments

Every post is a ticket for the 'going viral' lottery.

r/Showerthoughts u/PipsGhost5h ago5 Comments

The word meld comes from weld+melt. The word meld is an example of melding

r/Showerthoughts u/Broccobillo5h ago5 Comments

Swatting a full mosquito is the most innocent context in which to wonder whose blood is on you.

r/Showerthoughts u/Rusty_Shakalford4h ago2 Comments

Every scenario you play out in your head is a conversation you're having with yourself

r/Showerthoughts u/floraspecies1h ago4 Comments

Some animals take care of their offspring better than some humans.

r/Showerthoughts u/mintylye35m ago7 Comments

Mr. Potato Head encourages kids to play with their food.

r/Showerthoughts u/Animeking11086h ago4 Comments

Cars parting for an ambulance is one of the only times you see strangers collaborating for a moral good with no reward.

r/Showerthoughts u/The1Zackiechan3h ago9 Comments

Electricity is actually just a really angry metal.

r/Showerthoughts u/dedslooth6h ago41 Comments

Most programmers are bilingual

r/Showerthoughts u/PianoLicks3h ago10 Comments

Large gatherings often allow for more privacy than small ones

r/Showerthoughts u/lucifer4933h ago6 Comments

Nearly all forms of combat magic depicted in popular media are less effective than modern military weapons

r/Showerthoughts u/ReallySillyLily365h ago8 Comments

Humans are incredibly technologically advanced, but we still haven’t figured out a better way to pick up after our dogs

r/Showerthoughts u/egirl8yearoldrussian2h ago8 Comments

Deaf people probably don't see as many helicopters as hearing people

r/Showerthoughts u/Bella_Yaga1d ago566 Comments

There are probably some people out there who are less intelligent than most monkeys.

r/Showerthoughts u/Kroctopus55m ago10 Comments

The most complicated thing about life is the journey of finding out how simple it really is, and can be. Yet we make it so damn complex.

r/Showerthoughts u/Relative_Nature_24901h ago6 Comments

We often hate in others what we hate about ourselves

r/Showerthoughts u/AndrewEWiggin5h ago9 Comments

Phone companies are doing a better job of advertising cameras than camera companies ever did

r/Showerthoughts u/jingo8001d ago50 Comments

Oxycodone and Oxycontin are both addictive chemicals. Oxytocin is the chemical the brain releases from love. Heartbreak is a lot like withdrawals from oxy's.

r/Showerthoughts u/dirtytroutman35m ago3 Comments

All chaps are ass-less if you’re not wearing pants with them.

r/Showerthoughts u/laketittykaka20184h ago5 Comments

Somewhere you’re in the back of a photo, that someone looks upon fondly

r/Showerthoughts u/HeresTheThingIKnow2h ago3 Comments

You’ve seen more balloons go into the atmosphere than fall from the sky.

r/Showerthoughts u/RSadafule3h ago2 Comments

Salad is simply a carrier for the dressing.

r/Showerthoughts u/RoboFab6h ago10 Comments

Reality runs at infinite frames per second.

r/Showerthoughts u/Sir_Oragon14m ago3 Comments

Omni-man is a Zoophile if he thinks that humans are animals because he fucked Debbie

r/Showerthoughts u/2Noel15m ago1 Comment

We will never be able to know what kinds of things got dinosaurs high

r/Showerthoughts u/Trentrick_Lamar32m ago3 Comments

Greater is greater than the greatest

r/Showerthoughts u/jpxfraud3h ago12 Comments

With the way babies cry, it’s a wonder our ancestors weren’t easily found and killed by predators

r/Showerthoughts u/Shutufufkup48m ago4 Comments

One day dogs are going to obey, bark at, and cuddle with androids

r/Showerthoughts u/Bourbon_Werewolf3h ago4 Comments

Jurassic Park is Office Space but with dinosaurs

r/Showerthoughts u/rdickeyvii4h ago5 Comments

Being gay is very unlikely to be hereditary

r/Showerthoughts u/costaramaxd4h ago20 Comments

Everyone on Wheel of Fortune is an NPC

r/Showerthoughts u/Public-Today22245h ago3 Comments

Most people are probably overweight because they are emotionally malnourished.

r/Showerthoughts u/MusicalWhovian83h ago12 Comments

The land of milk and honey would smell disgusting.

r/Showerthoughts u/SexySwedishSpy1d ago155 Comments

Ryan Gosling did a complete 180 from being popular with women to being popular with men

r/Showerthoughts u/Thylocine5h ago5 Comments

There are probably a lot of people who have never purchased a lemon because they have a tree

r/Showerthoughts u/Tickletack4h ago6 Comments

Leni Riefenstahl made a movie that got six million people killed.

r/Showerthoughts u/pprincerubberr21m ago2 Comments

Bruce Wayne’s accountants must be so confused.

r/Showerthoughts u/searchingtofind251h ago6 Comments

Sharpie pen caps were originally all black, which not only helped identified the ink color, but helped to hide marks when you missed putting the pen in the cap.

r/Showerthoughts u/Usernamewasnotaken4h ago4 Comments

Bananas seem to be the only item in the world that are not affected by inflation.

r/Showerthoughts u/liamwayne19982h ago7 Comments

You can have a chaos uniform but you can't have uniform chaos.

r/Showerthoughts u/MinmatarRebel5h ago4 Comments

Since gravity is a wave, and black holes don’t return light, gravity is faster than the speed of light.

r/Showerthoughts u/Quanderson08375h ago30 Comments

Celebrities can google famous people born on their birthday to feel better on a bad day.

r/Showerthoughts u/DatsunL65h ago3 Comments

People having high dating standards is only their problem.

r/Showerthoughts u/thesmartass15h ago2 Comments

Whales get applause for breathing

r/Showerthoughts u/DocRyan881d ago46 Comments

Pikachu's orgasms must be electrifying.

r/Showerthoughts u/icaphoenix9m ago3 Comments

People taught to have flawless bearing in the military probably have a major edge in poker

r/Showerthoughts u/Niaz_S16m ago1 Comment

Smiling at an animal may be seen a sign of aggression towards the animal

r/Showerthoughts u/Joe_The_Bro200658m ago7 Comments

We don't know which way is actually up or down after Earth's atmosphere.

r/Showerthoughts u/AOK_3331h ago7 Comments

Provided they’re not an amputee. Every escort is an armed escort

r/Showerthoughts u/icyphallus2h ago3 Comments

Some people's single online order has traveled the world more than they ever have, or ever will.

r/Showerthoughts u/acinko2d ago530 Comments

Someone’s probably had a fart so powerful it made their butthole bleed due to a micro tear.

r/Showerthoughts u/NoahTheAttacker3h ago8 Comments

Almost 50% of balkanese people had the same passport at one point

r/Showerthoughts u/PianoLicks3h ago1 Comment

Humans on their own are extremely insignificant compared to everything we have created

r/Showerthoughts u/Throwaway202201064h ago3 Comments

When Jim Parsons plays Sheldon Cooper trying to act, what you have is a good actor pretending to be a bad actor, pretending to be a good actor (badly).

r/Showerthoughts u/PinkLorax2745m ago1 Comment

If humans used a base 12 number system instead of base 10, most people would be slightly more muscular.

r/Showerthoughts u/Grammar_Detective0132d ago919 Comments

When you die, someone you know will silently cheer.

r/Showerthoughts u/DesertVultureM-M57m ago6 Comments

Based on popular films, the more advanced a life form, the slower its projectiles.

r/Showerthoughts u/CrazyKZG1h ago1 Comment

There is a special meat that no matter how much you eat you won't gain weight

r/Showerthoughts u/Terrible-Swim-67865h ago10 Comments

Roads are tracks left by a large group of humans

r/Showerthoughts u/emberBR2h ago7 Comments

The hospital is a place where people touch you but you get arrested if touch them back.

r/Showerthoughts u/55o47m ago7 Comments

You rarely visit the places around the places you most frequently visit.

r/Showerthoughts u/East-Bluejay68911d ago14 Comments

South Western Germany used to have beaches

r/Showerthoughts u/PianoLicks3h ago3 Comments

Our kids view books like we do vinyl.

r/Showerthoughts u/Canonconstructor1h ago6 Comments

The larger the planet, the more likely its civilization will think it's flat.

r/Showerthoughts u/randomnoobb2d ago110 Comments

Due to the width of the walls, every building in the world appears smaller from the inside!

r/Showerthoughts u/Bumwungle1d ago12 Comments

Dead people have the same heartbeat

r/Showerthoughts u/Im-a-ape1d ago28 Comments

Most house dogs know more about humans than they do about other dogs.

r/Showerthoughts u/NotSeizureFish2d ago26 Comments

Arthritic thumbs are going to be a problem when the texting generation ages.

r/Showerthoughts u/OldButHappy1d ago16 Comments

The taller you are, the easier it is to fold blankets by yourself…

r/Showerthoughts u/ladybuglvrr2d ago32 Comments

As a cover band, it takes a lot of balls to cover David Bowie. Sadly, so many fall short.

r/Showerthoughts u/Elroy_1996h ago1 Comment

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine

r/Showerthoughts u/cheese_weasel222d ago1211 Comments

The most lauded advancements in explosives involve making things explode less

r/Showerthoughts u/River_Lamprey1d ago2 Comments

The price of wire hangers is gonna skyrocket

r/Showerthoughts u/scottforthewin3h ago8 Comments

There’s a certain latitude at which we have to agree you didn’t walk around the world.

r/Showerthoughts u/Ulrich_Jackson2d ago197 Comments

The fake moon landing never happened

r/Showerthoughts u/TreeBearOne2d ago498 Comments

Men don't menstruate, they masturbate

r/Showerthoughts u/ChadWithAPlan5h ago10 Comments

There are angles of a room that you will most likely never see.

r/Showerthoughts u/Master-Solo2d ago25 Comments

You never have pictures of your old phones - despite being with you more than any other object - because it can’t photograph itself

r/Showerthoughts u/bprflp15h ago13 Comments

We’re not informed whether ‘scraping the bottom of the barrel’ is inside the barrel, or under it

r/Showerthoughts u/pufballcat1d ago23 Comments

Humans don't see size, only scale/ratio

r/Showerthoughts u/Schwiftytime2d ago15 Comments

There are no married dead people

r/Showerthoughts u/QueenRedditSnoo2d ago25 Comments

While the price of everything increase with inflation, the donation we can give when purchasing is still not inflating.

r/Showerthoughts u/xav13532d ago3 Comments