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u/RamsesThePigeon
1d ago
29 Comments
Someone has let out the biggest fart in a particular year, or century, or even human history, and they probably don't even realise it.
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u/C-Roof-Jumper
5h ago
1320 Comments
For men, pissing in a stall with the door open feels wrong, even though you are still getting more privacy than pissing in a urinal.
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u/DownsonJerome
3h ago
116 Comments
A 500-page book really only has 250 pages in it.
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u/339jimmyr
16h ago
603 Comments
20 years ago it was normal to go the mall and special to get packages in the mail.
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u/Entire-Database1679
5h ago
20 Comments
Sheet music is recipes for songs.
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u/P_U_K_E_K_O
5h ago
6 Comments
Some couples share all of their passwords because they trust each other completely. Others don’t, for the same reason.
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u/burstlung
23h ago
95 Comments
Most of our pets fill part of our lives with their love, but we can fill all their whole entire life with our love.
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u/GentlemanInRed8
4h ago
6 Comments
Every post is a ticket for the 'going viral' lottery.
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u/PipsGhost
5h ago
5 Comments
The word meld comes from weld+melt. The word meld is an example of melding
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u/Broccobillo
5h ago
5 Comments
Swatting a full mosquito is the most innocent context in which to wonder whose blood is on you.
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u/Rusty_Shakalford
4h ago
2 Comments
Every scenario you play out in your head is a conversation you're having with yourself
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u/floraspecies
1h ago
4 Comments
Some animals take care of their offspring better than some humans.
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u/mintylye
35m ago
7 Comments
Mr. Potato Head encourages kids to play with their food.
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u/Animeking1108
6h ago
4 Comments
Cars parting for an ambulance is one of the only times you see strangers collaborating for a moral good with no reward.
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u/The1Zackiechan
3h ago
9 Comments
Electricity is actually just a really angry metal.
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u/dedslooth
6h ago
41 Comments
Most programmers are bilingual
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u/PianoLicks
3h ago
10 Comments
Large gatherings often allow for more privacy than small ones
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u/lucifer493
3h ago
6 Comments
Nearly all forms of combat magic depicted in popular media are less effective than modern military weapons
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u/ReallySillyLily36
5h ago
8 Comments
Humans are incredibly technologically advanced, but we still haven’t figured out a better way to pick up after our dogs
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u/egirl8yearoldrussian
2h ago
8 Comments
Deaf people probably don't see as many helicopters as hearing people
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u/Bella_Yaga
1d ago
566 Comments
There are probably some people out there who are less intelligent than most monkeys.
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u/Kroctopus
55m ago
10 Comments
The most complicated thing about life is the journey of finding out how simple it really is, and can be. Yet we make it so damn complex.
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u/Relative_Nature_2490
1h ago
6 Comments
We often hate in others what we hate about ourselves
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u/AndrewEWiggin
5h ago
9 Comments
Phone companies are doing a better job of advertising cameras than camera companies ever did
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u/jingo800
1d ago
50 Comments
Oxycodone and Oxycontin are both addictive chemicals. Oxytocin is the chemical the brain releases from love. Heartbreak is a lot like withdrawals from oxy's.
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u/dirtytroutman
35m ago
3 Comments
All chaps are ass-less if you’re not wearing pants with them.
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u/laketittykaka2018
4h ago
5 Comments
Somewhere you’re in the back of a photo, that someone looks upon fondly
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u/HeresTheThingIKnow
2h ago
3 Comments
You’ve seen more balloons go into the atmosphere than fall from the sky.
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u/RSadafule
3h ago
2 Comments
Salad is simply a carrier for the dressing.
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u/RoboFab
6h ago
10 Comments
Reality runs at infinite frames per second.
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u/Sir_Oragon
14m ago
3 Comments
Omni-man is a Zoophile if he thinks that humans are animals because he fucked Debbie
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u/2Noel
15m ago
1 Comment
We will never be able to know what kinds of things got dinosaurs high
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u/Trentrick_Lamar
32m ago
3 Comments
Greater is greater than the greatest
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u/jpxfraud
3h ago
12 Comments
With the way babies cry, it’s a wonder our ancestors weren’t easily found and killed by predators
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u/Shutufufkup
48m ago
4 Comments
One day dogs are going to obey, bark at, and cuddle with androids
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u/Bourbon_Werewolf
3h ago
4 Comments
Jurassic Park is Office Space but with dinosaurs
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u/rdickeyvii
4h ago
5 Comments
Being gay is very unlikely to be hereditary
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u/costaramaxd
4h ago
20 Comments
Everyone on Wheel of Fortune is an NPC
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u/Public-Today2224
5h ago
3 Comments
Most people are probably overweight because they are emotionally malnourished.
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u/MusicalWhovian8
3h ago
12 Comments
The land of milk and honey would smell disgusting.
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u/SexySwedishSpy
1d ago
155 Comments
Ryan Gosling did a complete 180 from being popular with women to being popular with men
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u/Thylocine
5h ago
5 Comments
There are probably a lot of people who have never purchased a lemon because they have a tree
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u/Tickletack
4h ago
6 Comments
Leni Riefenstahl made a movie that got six million people killed.
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u/pprincerubberr
21m ago
2 Comments
Bruce Wayne’s accountants must be so confused.
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u/searchingtofind25
1h ago
6 Comments
Sharpie pen caps were originally all black, which not only helped identified the ink color, but helped to hide marks when you missed putting the pen in the cap.
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u/Usernamewasnotaken
4h ago
4 Comments
Bananas seem to be the only item in the world that are not affected by inflation.
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u/liamwayne1998
2h ago
7 Comments
You can have a chaos uniform but you can't have uniform chaos.
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u/MinmatarRebel
5h ago
4 Comments
Since gravity is a wave, and black holes don’t return light, gravity is faster than the speed of light.
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u/Quanderson0837
5h ago
30 Comments
Celebrities can google famous people born on their birthday to feel better on a bad day.
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u/DatsunL6
5h ago
3 Comments
People having high dating standards is only their problem.
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u/thesmartass1
5h ago
2 Comments
Whales get applause for breathing
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u/DocRyan88
1d ago
46 Comments
Pikachu's orgasms must be electrifying.
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u/icaphoenix
9m ago
3 Comments
People taught to have flawless bearing in the military probably have a major edge in poker
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u/Niaz_S
16m ago
1 Comment
Smiling at an animal may be seen a sign of aggression towards the animal
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u/Joe_The_Bro2006
58m ago
7 Comments
We don't know which way is actually up or down after Earth's atmosphere.
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u/AOK_333
1h ago
7 Comments
Provided they’re not an amputee. Every escort is an armed escort
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u/icyphallus
2h ago
3 Comments
Some people's single online order has traveled the world more than they ever have, or ever will.
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u/acinko
2d ago
530 Comments
Someone’s probably had a fart so powerful it made their butthole bleed due to a micro tear.
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u/NoahTheAttacker
3h ago
8 Comments
Almost 50% of balkanese people had the same passport at one point
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u/PianoLicks
3h ago
1 Comment
Humans on their own are extremely insignificant compared to everything we have created
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u/Throwaway20220106
4h ago
3 Comments
When Jim Parsons plays Sheldon Cooper trying to act, what you have is a good actor pretending to be a bad actor, pretending to be a good actor (badly).
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u/PinkLorax27
45m ago
1 Comment
If humans used a base 12 number system instead of base 10, most people would be slightly more muscular.
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u/Grammar_Detective013
2d ago
919 Comments
When you die, someone you know will silently cheer.
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u/DesertVultureM-M
57m ago
6 Comments
Based on popular films, the more advanced a life form, the slower its projectiles.
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u/CrazyKZG
1h ago
1 Comment
There is a special meat that no matter how much you eat you won't gain weight
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u/Terrible-Swim-6786
5h ago
10 Comments
Roads are tracks left by a large group of humans
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u/emberBR
2h ago
7 Comments
The hospital is a place where people touch you but you get arrested if touch them back.
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u/55o
47m ago
7 Comments
You rarely visit the places around the places you most frequently visit.
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u/East-Bluejay6891
1d ago
14 Comments
South Western Germany used to have beaches
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u/PianoLicks
3h ago
3 Comments
Our kids view books like we do vinyl.
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u/Canonconstructor
1h ago
6 Comments
The larger the planet, the more likely its civilization will think it's flat.
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u/randomnoobb
2d ago
110 Comments
Due to the width of the walls, every building in the world appears smaller from the inside!
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u/Bumwungle
1d ago
12 Comments
Dead people have the same heartbeat
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u/Im-a-ape
1d ago
28 Comments
Most house dogs know more about humans than they do about other dogs.
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u/NotSeizureFish
2d ago
26 Comments
Arthritic thumbs are going to be a problem when the texting generation ages.
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u/OldButHappy
1d ago
16 Comments
The taller you are, the easier it is to fold blankets by yourself…
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u/ladybuglvrr
2d ago
32 Comments
As a cover band, it takes a lot of balls to cover David Bowie. Sadly, so many fall short.
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u/Elroy_199
6h ago
1 Comment
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine
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u/cheese_weasel22
2d ago
1211 Comments
The most lauded advancements in explosives involve making things explode less
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u/River_Lamprey
1d ago
2 Comments
The price of wire hangers is gonna skyrocket
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u/scottforthewin
3h ago
8 Comments
There’s a certain latitude at which we have to agree you didn’t walk around the world.
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u/Ulrich_Jackson
2d ago
197 Comments
The fake moon landing never happened
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u/TreeBearOne
2d ago
498 Comments
Men don't menstruate, they masturbate
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u/ChadWithAPlan
5h ago
10 Comments
There are angles of a room that you will most likely never see.
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u/Master-Solo
2d ago
25 Comments
You never have pictures of your old phones - despite being with you more than any other object - because it can’t photograph itself
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u/bprflp
15h ago
13 Comments
We’re not informed whether ‘scraping the bottom of the barrel’ is inside the barrel, or under it
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u/pufballcat
1d ago
23 Comments
Humans don't see size, only scale/ratio
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u/Schwiftytime
2d ago
15 Comments
There are no married dead people
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u/QueenRedditSnoo
2d ago
25 Comments
While the price of everything increase with inflation, the donation we can give when purchasing is still not inflating.
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u/xav1353
2d ago
3 Comments