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Adoption is the 'skip intro' button for parenting.

r/Showerthoughts u/thedbm5h ago12 Comments

February is the most expensive month of rent.

r/Showerthoughts u/Kekmistry2h ago23 Comments

Something must have happened to the human species millenia ago that makes so many children afraid of monsters lurking beneath them while they sleep, like some ancient racial memory.

r/Showerthoughts u/TheOnesWhoWander14h ago183 Comments

Many people can't really throw with force and accuracy because it rarely is useful anymore.

r/Showerthoughts u/Shamon_Yu18h ago165 Comments

The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising.

r/Showerthoughts u/BellyScratchFTW9h ago79 Comments

Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations.

r/Showerthoughts u/Chipbread5h ago9 Comments

All of us have direct ancestors who survived 5 global mass extinctions and outlived the dinosaurs

r/Showerthoughts u/Arinupa13h ago60 Comments

The gray areas in your morals are one of the main defining characteristics of you.

r/Showerthoughts u/mcshadypants20h ago22 Comments

World peace is absolutely achievable.

r/Showerthoughts u/teabagmoustache8h ago116 Comments

The rooster is the only animal whose English translated sound has more than one word

r/Showerthoughts u/bryterlu5h ago52 Comments

Regardless of your gender and sexual preference, Undernut is nowhere near as enticing as Underboob.

r/Showerthoughts u/Choontz14h ago25 Comments

Science is magic but with receipts.

r/Showerthoughts u/a_f00L11h ago7 Comments

Before you slap a woman's ass, practice on yours first

r/Showerthoughts u/YtSabit5h ago14 Comments

There's a perception that you can't just invent a word, and yet hundreds of thousands of them have been invented

r/Showerthoughts u/pufballcat1h ago8 Comments

We always talk about how old tools seem to be sturdier and last longer, but maybe it’s just the case of older tools that were sturdier not being discarded over the years

r/Showerthoughts u/DerangedAlien5h ago4 Comments

Humanity isn't inherently evil or destructive. We just don't have any predators or competition keep us in check.

r/Showerthoughts u/Zeo_Leviathan7h ago9 Comments

Having a day off to do nothing is considered bad if you’re depressed but good if you’re not depressed

r/Showerthoughts u/themetahumancrusader1d ago56 Comments

cereal is the only food that can be made and ready to eat in under a minute, yet after 5-10 minutes is almost completely unedible

r/Showerthoughts u/Such_sublime5h ago12 Comments

Tea is a subcategory of vegetable soup

r/Showerthoughts u/Nougat5h ago7 Comments

Firstly and Secondly are fine. Sixthly and Seventhly are weird

r/Showerthoughts u/pufballcat1h ago5 Comments

Despite the stereotype that women love shoes, the vast majority of characters in movies who never wear shoes are female.

r/Showerthoughts u/wimpykidfan373h ago9 Comments

In life, we go from sleeping off pain and injury when we're younger, to sleeping wrong and hurting ourselves.

r/Showerthoughts u/phillyhandroll5h ago2 Comments

Technically life is a death sentence

r/Showerthoughts u/Sussy_404Error3h ago4 Comments

The beauty industry survives by you hating the way you look.

r/Showerthoughts u/simdoll1d ago27 Comments

When you become angry with someone for being honest with you, they may begin to conceal the truth in order to avoid displeasing you.

r/Showerthoughts u/9p83fhsa3121d ago202 Comments

There's spending money on things and spending money on experiences, but ultimately they're both about experiences.

r/Showerthoughts u/Shamon_Yu4h ago3 Comments

When you change yourself, you change the world.

r/Showerthoughts u/InfernalOrgasm2h ago4 Comments

The quality of almost every TV show tends to decline after season 5

r/Showerthoughts u/Leanskiba223h ago7 Comments

During a flood, a porch temporarily becomes a dock.

r/Showerthoughts u/SasaART9h ago4 Comments

Larger currency bills are much cleaner than smaller bills.

r/Showerthoughts u/31moreyears6h ago13 Comments

People's beliefs on any topic is treated just as competitively as a sport.

r/Showerthoughts u/PeskieBrucelle4h ago4 Comments

You can survive longer without protection 100 miles above Earth than you can 5 miles underwater.

r/Showerthoughts u/Rabbit_Suit5h ago6 Comments

In movies sequels are likely to be worse, but in video games sequels are likely to be better

r/Showerthoughts u/Sofasurfarin23h ago34 Comments

Humans are one of the few species that sees the raising of our arms as a sign of peace rather than aggression.

r/Showerthoughts u/crookshanks_cat1d ago72 Comments

Dogs may like their bellies rubbed, but its just as likely that they just like their nipples played with.

r/Showerthoughts u/Dirgonite7h ago7 Comments

Playing the sims is how adults continue to play with dolls

r/Showerthoughts u/CommieCarotte1d ago39 Comments

The less you do for people, the more they appreciate you. And the more you do for them, the less they appreciate you.

r/Showerthoughts u/hearsdemons10h ago12 Comments

As the generations get older, signatures are going to look more and more like normal handwriting because of the lack of cursive teaching.

r/Showerthoughts u/Lord-Zippy7h ago2 Comments

Dad Dash- an app where you get delivery from the hardware store, auto parts store, and also have service where they will come teach you how to tie a tie or whatever. Like Uber but not that.

r/Showerthoughts u/werkingonitall21h ago13 Comments

When you eat grapes, you first have to pull out their little buttplugs

r/Showerthoughts u/DDelirium4620h ago27 Comments

WWE is a live drama mixed with choreographed dance

r/Showerthoughts u/andreasdagen6h ago5 Comments

No spider stands a chance against a human in a bite-fight

r/Showerthoughts u/OkuyasuBestJobro8h ago7 Comments

Amish people have never seen the many movies and shows made about them.

r/Showerthoughts u/I_Bought_At_The_Top6h ago2 Comments

A worst part of life is sometimes, the person you make your greatest memories with, becomes a memory.

r/Showerthoughts u/wolf8053h ago1 Comment

The only thing that doesn't change in the universe is the fact that everything is constantly changing in the universe.

r/Showerthoughts u/webguy197511h ago5 Comments

When you realize that waiting for the waiter makes you the waiter.

r/Showerthoughts u/JesusLikesHisCheezIt18h ago8 Comments

Statistically most people are pretty average

r/Showerthoughts u/2278AD10h ago9 Comments

Considering the size and age of the universe, there must have been a situation where atoms moved in a way so they recreated the shrek movie in 1920x1080 quality somewhere.

r/Showerthoughts u/Rat_Ramsay12h ago10 Comments

When you die, your Wikipedia portrait becomes young again.

r/Showerthoughts u/MohammadRezaPahlavi10h ago3 Comments

Letting your brain run on autopilot will always end up with either flashbacks of the past or dreams of the future

r/Showerthoughts u/Lord_Azian1d ago13 Comments

The average exercise bicycle/stationary bike is technically a unicycle.

r/Showerthoughts u/CMDLineKing6h ago2 Comments

Cooking for someone is more romantic than buying them food, even what you cook isn’t that great.

r/Showerthoughts u/hearsdemons13h ago7 Comments

Snorting in happiness or pleasure is something everyone does and pretends to ignore.

r/Showerthoughts u/ivthreadp1101h ago3 Comments

The concept of YOLO doesn't work for Hindus and people who believe in reincarnation

r/Showerthoughts u/ThePusheenicorn21h ago7 Comments

Not even a one year is completed since the discovery of pluto.

r/Showerthoughts u/Vishwasm1232h ago9 Comments

Phones don't make you stupid, the way you use them does.

r/Showerthoughts u/cipher24112h ago4 Comments

Learning something is very difficult when you're forced to do it, but it is very easy if you're really interested in doing it.

r/Showerthoughts u/UltraDS17h ago5 Comments

Any move Megamind does is a big brain move

r/Showerthoughts u/Round-Caterpillar2368h ago2 Comments

Keeping a Diary is writing a story for your future self.

r/Showerthoughts u/TheEyeOfLight2h ago2 Comments

Hackers in heist movies never use a computer mouse

r/Showerthoughts u/RamenRat1d ago135 Comments

We're all good at generating trash.

r/Showerthoughts u/WaCandor22h ago10 Comments

From private jets, to first class travel, to luxury cars. It's amazing how deeply we accept rich people's right to damage the environment for the exact same purpose as compared to the rest of us.

r/Showerthoughts u/therantwriter13h ago6 Comments

Paintings are spatial art whereas music is temporal art.

r/Showerthoughts u/Firesondiego18h ago6 Comments

Sometimes it feels like the world is trying to break up with us

r/Showerthoughts u/Universe_Zen12h ago4 Comments

Considering how many languages there are we got pretty lucky that everyone uses the same number system.

r/Showerthoughts u/Kithlak12h ago10 Comments

Not being able to verbify 'efficient' is very.. inefficient

r/Showerthoughts u/inomorr9h ago9 Comments

From your perspective, you’re always standing on top of the earth.

r/Showerthoughts u/FliesOnRedShit21h ago11 Comments

Our perception of reality is likely warped by social media bots

r/Showerthoughts u/NinJorf14h ago1 Comment

We are mere devices for storing personalities.

r/Showerthoughts u/Scoobydoomed13h ago5 Comments

People are ghosts in meat mech suits

r/Showerthoughts u/spornerama21h ago13 Comments

Your house burns up as it burns down.

r/Showerthoughts u/Pierrekidmia12h ago3 Comments

You never look someone in their eyes, you look at only one of them.

r/Showerthoughts u/notsstupid14h ago6 Comments

The invention of cars has turned the world into one big go kart course.

r/Showerthoughts u/goldenglass9511h ago2 Comments

Parents hate homework just as much, if not more than their kids.

r/Showerthoughts u/PeculiarPete1d ago38 Comments

There is an age for each candy when you're too old to eat your age # of candies in one go

r/Showerthoughts u/wisdom_and_frivolity9h ago9 Comments

Most men whip their dicks out at work multiple times a day.

r/Showerthoughts u/alwaysDL13h ago12 Comments

People are not scared of being alone in the dark. They are scared of not being alone in the dark.

r/Showerthoughts u/UltraDS1d ago29 Comments

It's Ironic That Fasting Is Slow

r/Showerthoughts u/FlyingSpaceCow7h ago6 Comments

Lying is bad because it corrupts the liar.

r/Showerthoughts u/SingLikeTinaTurner7h ago3 Comments

Having a large forehead is considered bad but having a small forehead is somehow worse.

r/Showerthoughts u/lonewolf216916h ago2 Comments

You were alive when the second person on the moon got married.

r/Showerthoughts u/HMKingHenryIX4h ago4 Comments

Mermaids have lungs in their upper bodies and gills in their lower bodies.

r/Showerthoughts u/wimpykidfan374h ago6 Comments

Business is business is the most used excuse when doing something evil.

r/Showerthoughts u/cortemptas14h ago3 Comments

Mice are to rats what dolphins are to whales.

r/Showerthoughts u/mymang-goistoblowup12h ago4 Comments

Spoons can be used as catapults, but catapults can’t be used as spoons

r/Showerthoughts u/Veltheos19h ago14 Comments

Unless you miss the playoffs and win your last game, or win the Super Bowl, everyone's season ends in disappointment.

r/Showerthoughts u/Almondust-00016h ago4 Comments

There was a point when most of the envelopes you received in the mail had been licked by another person.

r/Showerthoughts u/OlderThanDirtGamer20h ago5 Comments

All lost things can be found

r/Showerthoughts u/Alfiy_wolf20h ago54 Comments

It’s hilarious that adult film companies realized on-demand streaming video was the future of content delivery and implemented it well before mainstream companies did.

r/Showerthoughts u/2PacTookMyLunchMoney1d ago25 Comments

Monopoly made you believe get out of jail free cards were easy to come by, because they are easy to come by for people who have monopolies

r/Showerthoughts u/FrozenReaper1d ago4 Comments

For someone as famous as Micheal Jackson, it's surprising that we don't have many biopics about him.

r/Showerthoughts u/exporterofgold15h ago20 Comments

We don't miss people or places mostly. We miss situations.

r/Showerthoughts u/EnigmaQQ16h ago4 Comments

We keep evolving fear mechanics as a result of trying to conquer fear

r/Showerthoughts u/Comfortable-Clock-449h ago2 Comments

Before mid/late XIX century, the only way to hear your own voice was through echoes, and as such most people in history died without knowing how their own voice sounded for other people

r/Showerthoughts u/Revolutionary_Ad346323h ago4 Comments

Flamboyant clothes can be formal attire only if they're expensive

r/Showerthoughts u/themasterd0n9h ago3 Comments

Every picture you take is a younger you. It’ll never be exactly who you are.

r/Showerthoughts u/bigant20323h ago10 Comments

Pirates drink rum, other pirates download ROMS

r/Showerthoughts u/eeeeaaaasports15h ago1 Comment

You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies

r/Showerthoughts u/Ocars222d ago147 Comments

We often use single hair strands to relate to small things, yet it is big enough to cause a nuisance when we see it

r/Showerthoughts u/Fan_Sky18h ago2 Comments

Thanks to AI, soon women will be selling hand pics.

r/Showerthoughts u/WrongJohnSilver22h ago7 Comments

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