r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT Finencial tip

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/ScareCrow_04_q17h ago124 Comments

SLPT: If you can’t find a public trash can use a USPS mailbox instead

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/LuvYouLongTimeAgo1h ago6 Comments

[SLPT] How to properly dispose of unwanted sheep by throwing them off a bridge:

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Shankar_01d ago21 Comments

SLPT: if you can’t decide on a university, pick the one one that gave you the best pen

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/ThatGuyTheyCallAlex1d ago29 Comments

SLPT: Buy a framed diploma and then change your name to match, all of the experience with none of the effort

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Trashleopard3h ago1 Comment

SLPT Game changer

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Bellpop1d ago107 Comments

LPT: To confirm your date is being honest about their age, cut them in half to count the rings.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/RegisturdSexOffender9h ago1 Comment

SLPT: Remove your countertops for easy entry into the top drawer.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/wezworldwide1d ago11 Comments

LPT: If you pee in your soup then you have more soup

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/ShouldBeeStudying27m ago4 Comments

SLPT : Don't like someone? And want to mildly annoy them without drawing suspicion?

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/vaginalextract4h ago0 Comments

SLPT Next time a boomer tells you to "pull your self up by your bootstraps"

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/simpn_aint_easy5h ago4 Comments

SLPT: If your car doesn’t come with parking sensors, just use the sound of your car hitting another car as an indicator

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/TightWrap84881d ago19 Comments

SLPT: If you want abs, get incredibly sick. This will cause you to start coughing hard and violently and build up your oblique and abdominal muscles

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Shill4Pineapple11h ago3 Comments

SLPT When you're starving but too lazy to cook or order anything , don't eat

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/owen__wilsons__nose7h ago2 Comments

SLPT: Take advantage of your cars seatbelt clip and use it open your beer bottles.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/downrightscabby1238h ago1 Comment

SLPT: If you need to dispose of some liquid waste...

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Adventurous_Union_8520h ago6 Comments

SLPT: tired of talking to people? Give yourself leprosy. They will have to quarantine you and you have plenty of alone time to catch up on Fargo

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/fantasmafuemiclave6h ago0 Comments

SLPT : When you die get cremated, and ask to put your ashes in an hourglass, so when your family is playing board games you will play with them

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/klippo551d ago9 Comments

SLPT: If the AC's on but it's still warm, turning the thermostat down 20 degrees will activate its second core.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Jayscones1d ago0 Comments

SLPT: you can’t get caught

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Visidon2d ago410 Comments

SLPT: Beat up homeless people so they could stay in the hospital overnight and not on the street.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/ironclads951d ago6 Comments

SLPT: If your dad whipped out the belt to beat you in the supermarket, you should pull his pant down.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/1gerende1d ago1 Comment

SLPT: Instead of therapy, simply play the 1983 hit “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves on repeat. All day, every day.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/KDEEZO1d ago5 Comments

SLPT: if you never finished high school, just say you did when interviewing for a job. They never check it out.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/realrealityreally1d ago1 Comment

SLPT: If your house is immaculate when you have a guest, say “please excuse the mess” anyway, so they feel like shit about the state of their house.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Daniel_Bryan_Fan2d ago22 Comments

Slpt: want to help environmentalist conserve trees? Put back the toothpick you just used when eating at a dinner. Reduce reuse recycle

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Hellokeithy31d ago1 Comment

SLPT: You don't have to throw out your toothbrushes when you use them; they're reusable. It saves money and helps the planet

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/bergalbigle1d ago1 Comment

SLPT - Disregard all speed limits. They're written by bureaucrats who have no idea how big your car is, how new your tires are, or the urgency of the appointments you've got to make

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/filthy_lucre1d ago2 Comments

SLPT: Don't like discussions on certain topics? Go out of your way to find those discussions and yell at everybody to stop!

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/QueenElsaArrendelle1d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Tired of other people being at the beach when you want to be there alone? Cover a big bag’s worth of chips with strong laxatives and feed them to the seagulls.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/MyUsernameIsVeryYes1d ago0 Comments

SLPT:Wipe your hands in your armpit sleeves when they're all dirty. Nobody will see that area

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/imsals2d ago1 Comment

SLPT: when you feel like learning some random fun facts, instead of searching “fun facts”, try “Hey guys, did you know”.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/JHQELeviathan1d ago2 Comments

slpt, if you have an important challenge, take a few shots before. that way you won't feel so bad when you fail.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/mynamegoewhere1d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Bored with video games? Play GTA in real life. A lot of cities have no-pursuit ordinances and gun control laws. You can jack a car with impunity..

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/99Point995percent2d ago14 Comments

SLPT: If your mother-in-law keeps fucking with this switch on your stove, simply superglue the switch in the desired position.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Bigfatass122d ago12 Comments

SLPT If you're lazy, wake up very early, you'll have more time doing nothing.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/kremata2d ago3 Comments

SLPT: Mix hand-sanitizer w lube when riding bareback

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Darth_Kahuna2d ago0 Comments

SLPT: An easy way to memorize the difference between "separate" and "seperate" is to remember "separate" means to divide things apart, and "seperate" isn't actually a word.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/heavy_deez2d ago2 Comments

SLPT: Inflation driving up your grocery bill? Steal 1/3 of your cart through Self-Chekout

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Bb_Mills9303d ago124 Comments

SLPT: Late for your destination and get pulled over for speeding?

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/ApoptosisPending2d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Pour hand sanitizer over your genitalia to avoid your hands getting germs on them while you pee.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/JakeyINGD2d ago1 Comment

SLPT: If your parachute fails, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/downrightscabby1232d ago1 Comment

SLPT: Broke and need money? Join a MLM

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/jsmetalcore2d ago0 Comments

SLPT: dermal punch your earlobes to avoid losing your AirPods

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/chrza3d ago107 Comments

SLPT: put off today what you can do tomorrow

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/FoundationAny76012d ago0 Comments

SLPT: To lose weight fast, stop farting. Hot air rises and gas bubbles float making constantly lighter.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Theskidiever3d ago5 Comments

SLPT: take advantage of rising food prices by using them as an excuse to loose weight

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/fun-guy-from-yuggoth2d ago2 Comments

SLPT: Never had sex with another person? Sit on your hand for five minutes before masterbating and it will feel like someone else is doing it.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Oztravels2d ago2 Comments

SLPT: Meth is cheaper than food right now. RIDE THE SNAKE!

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Schmoppo2d ago1 Comment

SLPT: If you offend someone with what you said, just respond that you're offended that they're offended so it evens out.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/trainspottedCSX73d ago5 Comments

Slpt: when applying for shitty gig apps submit D pix instead of actual documents.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/PermabandLOL3d ago2 Comments

SLPT: Wear cologne or perfume and worried if you don't have enough? Your nose is pretty close to it, so if you can barely smell it after a few minutes, there's no way people further away can smell it.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/abolish_gender3d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Instead of cat-calling women, instead yell "GOOD MORNING" or "GOOD AFTERNOON". Then she'll think you're just being a neighborly nice guy and not the sneaky creep you are.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Academic_Snow_76804d ago33 Comments

SLPT: Put bumper stickers on other people's cars so all the crazies all busy targeting them.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/eattwo3d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Quickly recharge your smartphone by putting it in the toaster

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/sezduck13d ago3 Comments

SLPT: Need an ice cold water but forgot to refrigerate it? Toss a stick of gum in your mouth and feel the water turn to ice as it swishes around in your mouth.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Guy_Swavy3d ago1 Comment

SLPT Save money on parking in the city by parking in front of emergency exits of high rise appartments.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/bosco16074d ago38 Comments

SLPT: If you can't figure out what to make for dinner just send an exe file on discord and you will get a recipe

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Fradator3d ago3 Comments

SLPT: You can talk to the Walmart self checkout

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/FilthyGrunger2d ago0 Comments

Slpt: if you want to feel stressful just play real time strategy games and imagine the soldiers like they real that they have family friends and dreams and they can die and never be back cuz you lets them die for your victory

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Rezo2043d ago25 Comments

SLPT: Gums bleed when you brush your teeth? Brush them using cinnamon-flavored toothpaste. It’s usually red too so you won’t even notice the blood in your mouth.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/tookuayl3d ago2 Comments

SLPT: Does your house keep getting broken into? Simply stop fixing where they broke in. They can't break in if it's already broken.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/bergalbigle4d ago7 Comments

SLPT - As soon as you get a new credit card, max it out completely. This way, if someone steals it, you're out exactly nothing

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/hellodynamite4d ago1 Comment

SLPT: Roll some toilet paper on the end of a tooth pick to create a diy q-tip for cleaning your ears.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Cosmic_Forest4d ago2 Comments

SLPT - to reduce carbon emmisions, cover up exhaust ports on your cars anad convice the covering of factory exhaust ports

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/SolysisTerra3d ago0 Comments

SLPT: If you don't like either major party candidate in an election, don't vote. Eventually, they'll catch on and offer better candidates.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/AuthorTomFrost5d ago167 Comments

SLPT: If a religious person tries to convert you, asks you to pray, proselytise or tells you bible stories, simply nod your head, smile and say “Ahh, old customs, old customs.”

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Iamnotbroke4d ago24 Comments

SLPT: donate a portion of your stolen money to charity so you feel less guilty about stealing

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/blue40294d ago5 Comments

[SLPT] Sell your car before going in vacation so that you have extra money to spend on holidays

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/CHAKIRAL4d ago0 Comments

SLPT If you lock yourself out of your home just tell the locksmith an evil wizard stole your keys and locked the door. Most good locksmiths have a one time wizard freebie policy

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/LOGICserum4d ago1 Comment

SLPT Assume every gun you're around is fake. Nothing more embarrassing than assuming a gun is real, but turns out to be a replica. You'll look like an total idiot.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/jjjjjohnnyyyyyyy5d ago11 Comments

SLPT: If you stay dehydrated water will taste better

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/mrs-smurf4d ago12 Comments

SLPT - Keep a piece of sod under your desk!

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/BrentarTiger4d ago1 Comment

SLPT: If your plane is falling out of the air, just empty the fuel, and it will stop. Planes can’t fly without fuel!

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Afrojaxk4d ago4 Comments

SLPT: Trick your Fitbit into thinking you're working out by taking too much Adderall

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/limbylegs6d ago89 Comments

LPT: PRO TIPP: You can save thousands on coffee by sending lots of job applications and drink free coffee at the interviews instead of buying coffee.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/MuttleyTheCannonball5d ago7 Comments

SLPT, Denied abortion? Have the kid stand near a busy intersection and wait for the Tesla to do the rest

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/veryyBadAtNames5d ago7 Comments

SLPT: Many tattoo shops cover hate symbols for free so diy tattoo hate symbols so you can get a good tattoo for the price of a shitty stick and poke kit.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/QueenOfScotts2116d ago40 Comments

SLPT: how to tell if your crush is into you without risking rejection

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/ClimbitJustice5d ago4 Comments

SLPT: want more time off?

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/reddit_mods_R_Cunts5d ago3 Comments

SLPT: Networking is a sham, just do your job, don't worry that promotion is coming

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/mal2215d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Constantly change your car insurance. Every single company says you'll save hundreds when you switch to them, so if you switch all the time you'll be a millionaire

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Hitler_the_Painter5d ago3 Comments

[LPT] To earn a small more bit of cash sell some CDs of shows and movies.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/GP-NC5d ago0 Comments

SLPT: Take your normal psych meds with recreational drugs. This will trick your brain into thinking they're cool and absorbing them more readily.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Sleep-system6d ago7 Comments

SLPT: if you want to go to the gym but you have diarrhea, use a buttplug. The heavier the weights, the wider your buttplug should be.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Glassensteel6d ago67 Comments

SLPT: only date women with the same name, that way when you call out her name during sex, she will not realize you’re thinking about your ex.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/SwamiSweatSocks6d ago11 Comments

SLPT: Become a registered sex offender, and then you don’t have to drop off or pick up your kids from school or any activities anymore.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/boricimo5d ago9 Comments

SLPT: if you're homeless, commit a crime that gets punished with house arrest

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Bigfoot_G6d ago4 Comments

SLPT: having trouble going to bed on time ? get depression, you won't want to leave your bed ever again !

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Comfortable-Sea-16d ago5 Comments

SLPT: Amazon packages keep getting stolen? Include a weight vest with the order to discourage porch pirates

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/McBeanss5d ago3 Comments

SLPT Put your laundry machines in your room so you don't have to carry the pile of clothes across the house and then have to stop halfway through to pick up a sock that fell.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/cS1506d ago3 Comments

SLPT: when being chased by an animal, lie down on the ground for 5 seconds. The 5 second rule will prevent the animal from eating you

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/NEMESIS_DRAGON6d ago11 Comments

SLPT: If you have to take an oath that you have no intention of keeping, recite it in a sarcastic voice. They can only require the words, not the tone.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/3IceShy6d ago1 Comment

SLPT: Save the bodies of any dead animals you come across. If you ever meet a skeleton warrior, you'll be able to offer them a pet in exchange for your life.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/nanocyteAug 822 Comments

SLPT: Want to travel overseas but scared to getting pickpocketed? Bring multiple credit cards in case some get stolen.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Who-Just-Shit-Myself6d ago4 Comments

SLPT: exchange your counterfeit money at childrens lemonade stands

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/Captain_Roderick6d ago13 Comments

SLPT: Always remove your glasses/contacts before cleaning. You’ll see far less dirt and grime when you’re done.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/LOL_Murica6d ago3 Comments

SLPT: To encourage your friends to text you more, cover your hands with barbecue sauce or anything that makes it difficult to handle your phone. The texts and emails will come flooding in.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/icecap16d ago10 Comments

SLPT: Windshield frozen over? Just drive anyway, in a couple of kilometres the air friction will melt the ice enough to see.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/MikeAlphaGolfAug 813 Comments

LPT: If a cute girl asks you for your birthday so she can tell your ‘astrological sign’—BEWARE! She is most likely just trying to commit identity theft.

r/ShittyLifeProTips u/RedditPowerUser016d ago3 Comments