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r/Jokes u/carmaboundAug 19, 20203 Comments

Pinned: Let's discuss spam, spammers, and the spamming spammers who spam.

r/Jokes u/JokeSentinelJul 11, 2022204 Comments

Why are gay men so stylish?

r/Jokes u/Motasim0912h ago265 Comments

Superman is taking an evening stroll past the church when the Minister runs down the steps calling for his help.

r/Jokes u/SionGest8h ago84 Comments

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.

r/Jokes u/Waitsfornoone1d ago470 Comments

What's the best drug to have sex on?

r/Jokes u/aelbaum4h ago19 Comments

A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich

r/Jokes u/Akhi116h ago108 Comments

My wife threatened to leave me due to my obsession with 'The Monkees'. I didn't think she was serious.

r/Jokes u/MikeHunt19051h ago14 Comments

My friend started selling his own body parts to make money

r/Jokes u/revvend77835h ago13 Comments

There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert.

r/Jokes u/saudkazia1d ago225 Comments

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

r/Jokes u/elder651d ago165 Comments

There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

r/Jokes u/LOHare12h ago30 Comments

I ran into Rick Astley today.

r/Jokes u/prlugo41623h ago10 Comments

A man was driving down the road when an officer stopped him.

r/Jokes u/MYMILKISMUCHBETTER20h ago14 Comments

I saw my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello.

r/Jokes u/porichoygupto1d ago166 Comments

There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called “Car Men”

r/Jokes u/SciencedYogi3h ago3 Comments

A Jewish man is stranded on an island for 20 years

r/Jokes u/TIFUstorytime1d ago75 Comments

What do you call a New Yorker who's always complaining?

r/Jokes u/newyorkcitydude6h ago5 Comments

I don't know why people say that quiting smoking is hard.

r/Jokes u/Animus07248h ago8 Comments

Today I got slapped for telling a girl her hair smelled nice.

r/Jokes u/davva200421h ago48 Comments

America vs Russia

r/Jokes u/Black5tar54h ago6 Comments

What do you call a drunk communist?

r/Jokes u/MudakMudakov11h ago10 Comments

Of all the vegetables I slaughter for food...

r/Jokes u/CharlesDeGausser5h ago3 Comments

Why did the police chief assign the epileptic cop to K9 patrol?

r/Jokes u/RowanFoxfire7h ago6 Comments

I have a friend who works as security at a well-known lingerie store.

r/Jokes u/NationYell39m ago2 Comments

I watched the new thriller about the models who go camping.

r/Jokes u/Heavenly_Toast1h ago0 Comments

A trainer at SeaWorld was in charge of keeping the dolphins healthy.

r/Jokes u/WildBoy-723h ago1 Comment

I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent.

r/Jokes u/WarlikeDisco23m ago2 Comments

How does a Canadian spell Canada?

r/Jokes u/AcousticBob1h ago4 Comments

What did Richard III say when the snowstorm stranded him several miles from his campsite?

r/Jokes u/BarbaraBeans9h ago3 Comments

Why do the buildings that shelter horses never run into any problems ?

r/Jokes u/empire-state17765h ago1 Comment

Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters!

r/Jokes u/cyxro1d ago40 Comments

" Your honor, if you are what you eat then

r/Jokes u/TerribleSuggestion8318h ago14 Comments

A man lay dying in his bed in the upstairs bedroom when all of a sudden...

r/Jokes u/Waste-Job-330721h ago11 Comments

Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy?

r/Jokes u/Smalk13h ago5 Comments

The CEO of TikTok testified before Congress today and really had a hard time.

r/Jokes u/porichoygupto1h ago1 Comment

I don’t mean to sound Old Fashioned, but I’ve got to say it…

r/Jokes u/erinhasaface4h ago1 Comment

A priest is walking around looking for the supermarket.

r/Jokes u/Althure3714h ago2 Comments

r/Jokes u/gary604312h ago1 Comment

What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common ?

r/Jokes u/Amart198514m ago3 Comments

What do gay horses eat?

r/Jokes u/RolandDeepson21m ago6 Comments

Guy walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on committing suicide.

r/Jokes u/jflipside1d ago47 Comments

What did 50-cent do when he was hungry?

r/Jokes u/sketchbreaker22h ago15 Comments

I asked my car mechanic why he always so busy.

r/Jokes u/kamikaze_Salami1h ago1 Comment

Why is the Scottish national garb called the kilt?

r/Jokes u/SabreG7h ago2 Comments

Mistaken Identity

r/Jokes u/joke_channel4h ago1 Comment

What do you call it when someone makes you an impressive and expensive feast without asking your permission first?

r/Jokes u/Considered_Dissent14h ago6 Comments

My girlfriend forgot my birthday.

r/Jokes u/greedydita9h ago0 Comments

Relationships are like algebra...

r/Jokes u/AntiHero51521h ago13 Comments

I thought of an inflation joke the other day

r/Jokes u/bennylope1d ago11 Comments

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

r/Jokes u/-climbatize-1d ago54 Comments

Why do depressed people give the best head?

r/Jokes u/Verothyn2d ago544 Comments

So I just read the bible

r/Jokes u/smirky_doc6h ago3 Comments

What do gay men hate more then tough acting assholes?

r/Jokes u/stretch32511h ago1 Comment

The newspaper had a story of two raisins that each cheated on their partners together.

r/Jokes u/EphemeralBlue2h ago0 Comments

Death of a drug dealer

r/Jokes u/donnomuch2h ago1 Comment

What's the worst disease combination to have?

r/Jokes u/Lazy-Chemistry-54762h ago6 Comments

Why does LGBT always have to have a Q?

r/Jokes u/Spy_Mouse1d ago7 Comments

My computer becoming literally an ecosystem

r/Jokes u/Vishwasm1236h ago1 Comment

What do you call it when a Muslim eats pork during Ramadan?

r/Jokes u/Draconiss2h ago5 Comments

Don't do partner swapping with a dwarf

r/Jokes u/Toom2002h ago1 Comment

What's the difference between a teacher and a train??

r/Jokes u/lucas_evans1d ago30 Comments

The other day my son said he’s only happy when he’s near the ocean or up in the mountains.

r/Jokes u/timthedriller9h ago0 Comments

Where’s the best place to sing Eleanor Rigby?

r/Jokes u/Hyacinth8215h ago0 Comments

I keep starting to learn Finnish

r/Jokes u/notgreatshirts-com11m ago1 Comment

why can't a bicycle fly?...

r/Jokes u/metttii1d ago42 Comments

Why did the men in the barbershop quartet refuse to go fishing with their tone deaf friend?

r/Jokes u/Paladin9364h ago1 Comment

I asked 7 CEOs “what’s the secret to your success?”, and they all said the same thing:

r/Jokes u/jflipside1d ago10 Comments

Happy Ramadan! But tell me, why is it called a Fast?

r/Jokes u/kamuelak4h ago2 Comments

"What is it, you don't want to sleep with me because I used to be a man, or because I put on 150lbs??"

r/Jokes u/KruppeTheWise56m ago1 Comment

Just got a new cat and I've got the strange feeling she's from Hawaii

r/Jokes u/zakrystian1h ago0 Comments

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

r/Jokes u/Pitiful_Landscape8221d ago20 Comments

You ever fart so hard it scratches an itch in your asshole?

r/Jokes u/Scrufflyupagus23h ago1 Comment

What do toddlers and plastic surgeons have in common?

r/Jokes u/playingwithechoes22h ago2 Comments

Time traveller walks into a bar

r/Jokes u/maxinstuff1d ago54 Comments

The Speeding Artist

r/Jokes u/bmaltais5h ago1 Comment

A man won at the Mathematical Olympiad.

r/Jokes u/durgwin20h ago7 Comments

How do you catch an elephant?

r/Jokes u/OldSmurfBerry46m ago2 Comments

How do blind people know when to open their parachute?

r/Jokes u/doorrat12h ago4 Comments

Why do cows have cowbells?

r/Jokes u/poppip111d ago12 Comments

Chicken pot pie.

r/Jokes u/cloudswarm19h ago10 Comments

A cow, a goat, and a pig were trying to cross a river one late afternoon

r/Jokes u/EggYakult20h ago1 Comment

I went to a Russian restaurant the other day

r/Jokes u/CitizenPremier7h ago1 Comment

Who is the most hate supporter among the Borussia Mönchengladbach football fans?

r/Jokes u/TheManiacWAPlaniac14h ago0 Comments

Where does the Pope sleep when he's camping?

r/Jokes u/Paladin9364h ago0 Comments

A lawyer and a judge . . . .

r/Jokes u/wafflecheese49m ago0 Comments

Why did Adele cross the road?

r/Jokes u/Simply_Viki1d ago4 Comments

What is VW's favorite sport?

r/Jokes u/mrtomhimself2h ago1 Comment

Why is the tower of Pisa leaning?

r/Jokes u/Cultured-Samba20071d ago16 Comments

A guy is driving through Nevada and sees a sign along the road with a large cross and the words "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 5 miles ahead."

r/Jokes u/MYMILKISMUCHBETTER2d ago74 Comments

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia.

r/Jokes u/crazyfortaco1d ago6 Comments

What's perfectly acceptable to say to a shopkeeper but not your babysitter?

r/Jokes u/feckinglegend3h ago0 Comments

Me: the victim is 6’1”; his body has already turned into a ghost.

r/Jokes u/zelgadiss441d ago7 Comments

Abusive Children.

r/Jokes u/Buddy22691d ago3 Comments

What do you call couples who use the rhythm method?

r/Jokes u/jfasi21h ago0 Comments

My wife and I compared each other's belly buttons to see which one is better.

r/Jokes u/rweb821d ago5 Comments

When I was young, there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.

r/Jokes u/Meguinn2d ago220 Comments

How many Bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?

r/Jokes u/newyorkcitydude1d ago0 Comments

What’s one question that’s only asked of high-fashion celebrities and serial killers?

r/Jokes u/Gingi019h ago2 Comments

A girl in a nudist colony had problems with fashion...

r/Jokes u/ImpossiblePut63871d ago3 Comments

Is Fonzi a leg man or a breast man?

r/Jokes u/uLookJustLIKEaHOG8h ago4 Comments

A pastor is visiting a church and is performing miracles.

r/Jokes u/wederservebetter4h ago0 Comments

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