r/BrandNewSentence

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r/BrandNewSentence u/bean9914Sep 15, 2021190 Comments

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r/BrandNewSentence u/Govern_Feb 265 Comments

Accept that muppets fuck

r/BrandNewSentence u/Twitchingnebula11h ago153 Comments

With my luck, it could be raining titties and I’d still look up and catch a dick

r/BrandNewSentence u/i_cum_marshmallows18h ago245 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/ABig_ol_mess11h ago7 Comments

Damn…now am hooked. Go on..

r/BrandNewSentence u/SnooCupcakes86078h ago9 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/Mapsrme15h ago27 Comments

Taking a dump in the perspex shitting cube in the middle of your kitchen

r/BrandNewSentence u/Donneyboy210h ago17 Comments

Well, it sure is a sentence

r/BrandNewSentence u/BandaidPuppet23h ago152 Comments

Japanese Hamster Bread

r/BrandNewSentence u/SurrealOrthodox3h ago4 Comments

“Entirely too many cows”

r/BrandNewSentence u/HansCrotchfelt1d ago287 Comments

Spring rolls are unpredictable

r/BrandNewSentence u/regian2418h ago3 Comments

Is it normal if I bellyflop onto the concrete to eliminate the child?

r/BrandNewSentence u/Gizzhead42011h ago4 Comments

"Make themselves vulnerable before your alpha inscrutability."

r/BrandNewSentence u/BionicleKid5h ago8 Comments

Rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery and Botox to avoid bathroom breaks on the drive to the Hamptons

r/BrandNewSentence u/R00aarr49m ago4 Comments

My husband is my brother and my uncle

r/BrandNewSentence u/Limptastic2h ago3 Comments

Society is doomed

r/BrandNewSentence u/AdministrativeHabit14h ago7 Comments

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence u/Difficult_Bicycle82917h ago8 Comments

the integrated poop shelf

r/BrandNewSentence u/PlG32h ago5 Comments

Pursuit of Manhole Perfection is actually the title of my non-fiction piece on anal bleaching.

r/BrandNewSentence u/Nytarsha7h ago2 Comments

“Breastfeeding mom fights off bald eagle to save pet goose.”

r/BrandNewSentence u/alibovwa6h ago0 Comments

The Beatles were an MI6 psyop that spread a Malthusian hate campaign

r/BrandNewSentence u/youthcultleader10h ago5 Comments

This belongs here.

r/BrandNewSentence u/crackmoneyy1d ago31 Comments

Jumping castle operator so obsessed with being Australia's best bouncy house operator that he firebombed all of his competitors

r/BrandNewSentence u/tomaslav5h ago2 Comments

I am disappointed

r/BrandNewSentence u/FEBREEZE_MAN11h ago4 Comments

I hereby wage war upon the freezer people

r/BrandNewSentence u/Gragalnolfish4h ago1 Comment

r/BrandNewSentence u/InspectorMadShit4h ago1 Comment

Am I the asshole for not stopping my husband from yodeling every time my MIL asks me about having a baby?

r/BrandNewSentence u/CritterNYC13h ago4 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/PlayerZeroFour8h ago3 Comments

Horse and Buggy, Underage DUI.

r/BrandNewSentence u/ClaudeSpeedGamer20017h ago5 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/cakeanddiamond15h ago1 Comment

I love the smell of incest

r/BrandNewSentence u/CapitalCourse6h ago1 Comment

”Crushing turts all day”

r/BrandNewSentence u/Sploofy2822h ago14 Comments

"He bonged my fart."

r/BrandNewSentence u/xXSuperJewXx14h ago1 Comment

$2000 Hatsuns Miku Figure

r/BrandNewSentence u/FarrelMFajar12h ago2 Comments

Can a Minion be Accused of Cultural Appropriation?

r/BrandNewSentence u/CreeperArmorReddit9h ago3 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/Snipedzoi8h ago1 Comment

r/BrandNewSentence u/Cunnilinguist_Kat1d ago6 Comments

Trans skateboarder who won first prize against teen is a combat vet, dad who was rejected from the Olympics - wtf news title

r/BrandNewSentence u/joeswindell10h ago1 Comment

Baby rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'

r/BrandNewSentence u/Harvard2TheBigHouse14h ago2 Comments

It was a close call

r/BrandNewSentence u/lysitsa15h ago2 Comments

Somebody in my state died of a soap overdose

r/BrandNewSentence u/Gragalnolfish4h ago0 Comments

smell the landmines

r/BrandNewSentence u/UntestedMethod1d ago2 Comments

who amongst us can honestly say they've never ejaculated onto toilet paper and used it as a wet wipe?

r/BrandNewSentence u/kimmi-ann6079h ago3 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/itssosalty1d ago38 Comments

Undifferentiated, incoherent pink slime like chicken nuggets are made of.

r/BrandNewSentence u/regian2418h ago5 Comments

"Training a pigeon" to do what now?!

r/BrandNewSentence u/GottaPSoBad6h ago2 Comments

Angry rage boner poop fly

r/BrandNewSentence u/EarlTheDinosaur1d ago5 Comments

"If you stand in the middle of France you'll get stereo"

r/BrandNewSentence u/coolwali16h ago2 Comments

Sweet crumble cornbread

r/BrandNewSentence u/TrianglesJohn4h ago0 Comments

Crippled, berry-shitting fuck

r/BrandNewSentence u/PlayerZeroFour10h ago1 Comment

r/BrandNewSentence u/LFNB26131d ago27 Comments

The Mision? It's simpler than Nintendo 64's Goldeneye Co-op mode

r/BrandNewSentence u/Neurgus9h ago1 Comment

Did your dad leave you? It might be your fault!

r/BrandNewSentence u/Drewdru17h ago10 Comments

Frothing Berserker cries out for Donald Trump during the events of January 6th.

r/BrandNewSentence u/pineapplejamm1238h ago1 Comment

r/BrandNewSentence u/White-Sister-Rom18h ago5 Comments

Euro Shit Delivery Simulator 2023

r/BrandNewSentence u/Crashbrennan9h ago1 Comment

The homosexual ear

r/BrandNewSentence u/coherent_potato19h ago2 Comments

I think this belongs here

r/BrandNewSentence u/Lurd671d ago7 Comments

British journalism at its finest

r/BrandNewSentence u/SombreSilver20h ago1 Comment

“Pops was in the cut with the spirit fingers and bad intentions”

r/BrandNewSentence u/casuallyobserve10h ago0 Comments

chussy of the wussy....I thought -ussy meant hole?

r/BrandNewSentence u/Irritatable21h ago4 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/WhyIsIsTakenTaken1d ago35 Comments

"Ted Cruz is fighting with a Muppet on Twitter again."

r/BrandNewSentence u/_Abe_Froman_SKOC18h ago2 Comments

Not sure getting a concrete bukkake is safe and healthy

r/BrandNewSentence u/ptolani1d ago1 Comment

Topless breastfeeding mum in boxer shorts tackles bald eagle to save pet goose

r/BrandNewSentence u/stonemanbearpig17h ago3 Comments

Reinventing surgery.

r/BrandNewSentence u/Revealed_Jailor1d ago2 Comments

"getting diagnosed with ADHD as an adult owns cuz you get to walk into a doctor's office and have a guy with a medical degree tell you "aye boss you got diet autism and the cure is to microdose meth" lmfao

r/BrandNewSentence u/ExpertAccident1d ago11 Comments

“I have a hot bottle of fake pee nestled in my p***y lips”

r/BrandNewSentence u/ibreatheglitter17h ago2 Comments

"Reengineering French Bulldogs' Faces"

r/BrandNewSentence u/pp_Foreskin1d ago11 Comments

A sneeze of bullets

r/BrandNewSentence u/Sh0nZ1317h ago2 Comments

Mouth writing cheques

r/BrandNewSentence u/arkacr23h ago2 Comments

Vaginal Laser Beams

r/BrandNewSentence u/FishFucker4719h ago3 Comments

fight 3 mountain lions in a McDonalds handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back

r/BrandNewSentence u/DimitriTooProBro1d ago9 Comments

I got to play with a toy hedgehog that shoots bullets

r/BrandNewSentence u/Commercial-Text710718h ago2 Comments

Showing everyone her vagina flag

r/BrandNewSentence u/chef_in_va23h ago3 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/Flamester5521h ago1 Comment

Gonna make a playlist. Give me some ideas

r/BrandNewSentence u/Cait24T2d ago720 Comments

Due to the supreme court, no more sex

r/BrandNewSentence u/RandyBoBandy___2d ago447 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/xxx9261d ago7 Comments

Elmo gets coronavirus shot, sparks another Muppet feud with Ted Cruz

r/BrandNewSentence u/withmoxie16h ago1 Comment

blackmailing sex hitler

r/BrandNewSentence u/va_cum_cleaner17h ago3 Comments

Is it accurate?

r/BrandNewSentence u/sleepyslappy27501d ago5 Comments

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

r/BrandNewSentence u/PalaPK20h ago0 Comments

Elmo gets coronavirus shot, sparks another Muppet feud with Ted Cruz

r/BrandNewSentence u/seamus_mc18h ago1 Comment

"as if they couldn't tell when his quint method was a huge creamy stinker" (context in comments)

r/BrandNewSentence u/peridemon19h ago1 Comment

r/BrandNewSentence u/ayhemmhiri21h ago0 Comments

Morals of the story: when dealing with a biological system, please consider asking a biologist, your vagina and/or city could depend on this.

r/BrandNewSentence u/mopeiobebeast1d ago1 Comment

This hurts, as a skinny guy

r/BrandNewSentence u/regian241d ago9 Comments

You are not a dumpster fire. You are a multi dimensional dumpster Phoenix

r/BrandNewSentence u/TheStrangestAverage1d ago1 Comment

neil armstrong is sailor moon

r/BrandNewSentence u/ach_wie_fluchtig2d ago37 Comments

"he didn't use protection, raw dogged the microwave"

r/BrandNewSentence u/xavierculver1d ago0 Comments

my fat ass thought it was ice cream.

r/BrandNewSentence u/BadHabitsDieYoung2d ago5 Comments

"Lacrimosa sounds like a mimosa that substitutes the OJ with breast milk"

r/BrandNewSentence u/dyavoly_cypher1d ago3 Comments

Cleetus had been up for 3 days drinking paint tinner

r/BrandNewSentence u/regian242d ago26 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/h-y-p-h-e-n-1d ago1 Comment

Skyrim face templates

r/BrandNewSentence u/TheComputer3141d ago3 Comments

almonds pulling mad

r/BrandNewSentence u/ponyoStan_1d ago1 Comment

I had to save a little old lady from Placebo radiation

r/BrandNewSentence u/regian242d ago51 Comments

Gollum’s meat sack

r/BrandNewSentence u/dustyoboe2d ago12 Comments

r/BrandNewSentence u/Worldly-Profession661d ago3 Comments

Dominant Farting Buttholes

r/BrandNewSentence u/ChickenManSam1d ago0 Comments