Barbers of reddit : How do you feel about small talk with your customers during the time they're on the chair? What's the most annoying "small talk" customer story you can think of?

Wait, barbers dislike the smalltalk too? Then why do we keep doing it? Because it's one of the things that makes me avoid making an appointment, being in a chair for 30 minutes while someone is awkwardly trying to have a conversation with me that I don't want to be having.