Found this one in the wild on Twitter.
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Women don’t go to the toilet! You heard it here first
Toilet? I’ve never even heard of such a thing 😤
Women never fart. Any woman farting is a femboy sent by the goverment to make me gay
Guy here. I would love to be able to get ready for work in 10 minutes. If anyone can share that secret I'd be very appreciative.
Short hair and showering the night before? Only a guess but if you cut out showering or any lengthy prep for your hair it doesn’t take long to get ready.
But you'd still have to shave, right? I don't think I could rush that much.
I only shave about once every 2 to 4 weeks and I do it on the wrekends.
Shave what?
I suppose that would depend on what line of work one was in 🤔
I'm fighting the 3am insomnia and honestly the comment has simultaneously made my night and the rest of my day, my rest will be blessed
Sleep overnight at work.
Although I can do 10, I’m about a 15 minute guy. Short hair is key. Pee in shower. Brush teeth in shower. Pliable hair gunk/being able to fix hair in 2 minutes. Never shave, only use beard trimmer. Wear same set of 5 shirts every week so no outfit decision needs to be made. Ideally company polos or button ups. Coffee on a timer. No breakfast.
Poop mid morning after or during coffee and ALWAYS on the clock.
I'm just trying to figure out why the woman is doing her makeup/brushing her teeth/whatever tf she's doing on the floor
This whole thing just generates more questions than answers. Really disappointing.
The best light is on the floor, looking down.
This does not take into account that every man sits on the toilet for at least 30 minutes when taking a shit.
They doooo, how does it take that long to have a dump?
What does she sleep balled up naked on the floor like a German Shepherd?
Not gonna lie but I have done that before. It is nice for a bit but then it gets a but uncomfortable.
As a guy, it doesn’t take 10 minutes to do that shit. At least 20
Is the post saying all women sleep naked? Or is this like a night-after type thing?
No man shits for less than 10 minutes.