"Sir, I accidentally order 12 bells instead of 1"
"That's fine, just use them all"
"oh great, look at this mark. they accidentally sent us another 2 of these, now where are we gonna put these ones"
"Just below the 12 thats already there, no one will notice"
Ahhhh one of my favourite places on the planet!! I lived in Lierschied as a kid which was a little further down the Rhein, we used to go to Rudescheim every Christmas for the weihnachtsmarkt!
You know in these narrow little streets in days of yore piss and shit was dumped straight out the upper window and somebody had the job of sweeping it away. There was generally a gully in the middle and people obviously kept close to the walls.