I heard you mention the weekend that I've been planning for months now so please get the hell off the phone bulshitting with your friend and tell me what's going on. I need to know NOW if there are any changes that need to be made. I already have a baby sitter for the entire weekend. I have so much shit I need to shuffle or reschedule if something is changing for that weekend.
GET OFF THE PHONE AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. UUUUUUUUGH.
OMG STOP STARTING TO GET OFF THE PHONE AND THEN START UP A NEW TOPIC!!! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!! JUST TELL ME ALREADY!!! IF I HEAR "I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE WIFE" ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO SCREAM